Tips for stopping Roomates from drinking your stuff

[LA_MERC_Drax]

Doesn't it just aggravte you when ever you go to the store, buy some cokes or beer, then go back to the fridge a few days later and notice that they are all gone?

Just wondering if anyone has any tips to stop stupid roomates?

Was thinking i could inject a few cokes with a *special something* that might make them feel *different* after they drink my stuff.

Help me out here henry, this illegal? :D

[MadOne]

pour some hot sauce on the cans near the drinking hole..let it dry and then put them in the fridge..if that doesnt work, go to the local hardware store, buy some mace, and spray it around the lip near the hole..that should send the message quite nicely and not hurt him in the process...

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

yea but what if you want the drink? doh

[MadOne]

then clean the cap off..lmao..soap and water then rinse..

[LA_MERC_Spark]

I solved this problem by simply tearing them a new arse if they touch my stuff....only takes about 4 or 5 drunken rants to convince em..

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

but..thats like...extra work from your already extra work.. d00d your too complex

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

You could always get post-it notes, and stick notes w/ your name on it on your stuff...

[Redneck]

Get yourself one of those mini fridges and keep your drinks in your room. And I agree, rip them a new pooper. OR! you could just get RP to come over and explain to them that is theft and he will have to escort them to a cell with "Bubba" at LPDC. That should work.

[LA_MERC_Yankee]

Originally posted by LA_MERC_Spark
I solved this problem by simply tearing them a new arse if they touch my stuff....only takes about 4 or 5 drunken rants to convince em..

And you don't want a drunken Spark going off on you.

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Drax, man you sound like you need to move. lol

[roXet]

i know a guy that was having problems with somebody at work stealing his bottled water. so one day he filled one of the bottles with vinager. Needless to say he found out who was stealing his stuff. =)

[LA_MERC_goose]

Does this work for family? I have a brother-in-law that seems to show up at my house all the time, but especially true not long after the Bud ... beverages get cold. I remember counting what I had and that did not add up to what was originally in the case.
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[LA_MERC_Spark]

drunken arse chewin is the best way to go when roomates or family is concerned...I'd use the Madone solution for coworkers.

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

i say sacrifice a couple of beers or cokes and put some of that mace or habenaro hot sauce. a small price to pay for sweet revenge!!!

great idea guys.

[SgtJeff]

hehe..I like the idea of having RP show up at the door...seein that big ol f00 at the door might scare em into easin up on the beverages...LOL

[Captain]

No No No... ex-lax man... the turbo kind... thats how u do it... let em shizzit all over themselves LoL hahahah

[LA_MERC_JESTER]

you ever thought about drinking FRESCA no one will touch that stuff!!

[LA_MERC_Drax]

LOL, gotta be something *I* would drink too Jester, and for now i got my cokes under my bed, they haven't got to em yet. As for beer, i've just been drinking whiskey lately so, and they don't really drink that so its been ok, but i'm thinkin of puttin a few cokes in the fridge just so i can hot sauce the top of them for laughs.