Doh

[LA_MERC_sLingbLade]

Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in
> > Japan, some are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than "your
computer
> > has performed an illegal operation"?
> >
> > The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
> >
> > Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
> >
> > Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on.
> >
> > You ask far too much.
> >
> > Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death......No one
> > hears your screams.
> >
> > Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
> >
> > Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
> >
> > Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is
> > down.
> >
> > A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
> >
> > Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has
> > occurred?
> >
> > You step in the stream, but the water has moved on.
> >
> > This page is not here. Out of memory.
> >
> > We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
> >
> > Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.
> >
> > Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
> >
> > Screen. Mind, Both are blank
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[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

LoL!! these 2 are my fav
"Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on.
"The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist."