On the first day for Christmas my true love gave to me……

[Phantom]

One can of spam........



LA_MERC_Phantom

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

2 cans of WD40
and one can of Spam

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

3 tennis balls
2 cans of WD40
and 1 can of spam

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

four cans of skoal,
three tennis balls
two cans of wd40
and one can of spam

[LA_MERC_Mercy]

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

5 bean burritos
four cans of skoal
three tennis balls
twocans of wd40
and one can of spam

[}{y|3ri|)]

on the 6th day of christmas my true love gave to me..
6 rolls of duct tape
5 bean burritos
four cans of skoal
three tennis balls
twocans of wd40
and one can of spam

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

7 years of back owed taxes
6 rolls of duct tape
5 bean burritos
4 cans of skoal
3 tennis balls
2 cans of wd-40
and 1 can of spam

[CajunTech]

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

8 bags of charcoal
7 years of back owed taxes
6 rolls of duct tape
5 bean burritos
4 cans of skoal
3 tennis balls
2 cans of wd-40
and 1 can of spam

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

9 pairs of underwear
8 bags of charcoal
7 years of back owed taxes
6 rolls of duct tape
5 bean burritos
4 cans of skoal
3 tennis balls
2 cans of wd-40
and 1 can of spam

[Redneck]

On the 10th day of Christmas my true lust gave to me....

10 sticky tape fly-traps
9 pairs or underwear
8 bags of charcoal
7 years of back owed taxes
6 rolls of duck tape
5 bean burritos
4 cans of skoal
3 tennis balls
2 cans of wd-40 and
1 can of spam

[LA_MERC_Drax]

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me....

11 Cases of Natty Pies
10 sticky tape fly-traps
9 pairs or underwear
8 bags of charcoal
7 years of back owed taxes
6 rolls of duck tape
5 bean burritos
4 cans of skoal
3 tennis balls
2 cans of wd-40 and
1 can of spam

[LA_MERC_RiverRat]

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me....

12 River Rats
11 Cases of Natty Pies
10 sticky tape fly-traps
9 pairs or underwear
8 bags of charcoal
7 years of back owed taxes
6 rolls of duck tape
5 bean burritos
4 cans of skoal
3 tennis balls
2 cans of wd-40 and
1 can of spam

[CoF]

boredom is a sickness... u people need help.

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

On the 1st day of hanukah my true love gave to me....
1 purple beaded thong..

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

On the 2nd day of Hanukah my true love gave to me...

2 canned hams
and 1 purple beaded thong

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

On the 3rd day of Hanukah my true love gave to me...

3 Gefilte fish
2 canned hams
and 1 purple beaded thong

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

on the 2nd day of Hanukah my true love gave to me....

2 coupons to get my nose job...
and
1 purple beaded thong

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

aww man I was late getting that one posted I messed it up guys...

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

Originally posted by [C.O.P.S.]Dragonlady
on the 2nd day of Hanukah my true love gave to me....

2 coupons to get my nose job...
and
1 purple beaded thong

4 coupons to get my nose job
3 gefilte fish
2 canned hams
and 1 purple beaded thong...

fixed :D

[Redneck]

On the fifth day of Hanukah my true love gave to me....

A FIVE PACK OF TOFU!!!
4 coupons to get my nose job
3 gefilte fish
2 canned hams
and 1 purple beaded thong...

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

On the sixth day of Hanukah my true love gave to me....

6 nose hair trimmers
A FIVE PACK OF TOFU!!!
4 coupons to get my nose job
3 gefilte fish
2 canned hams
and 1 purple beaded thong...

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

On the 7th day of Hanukah my true love gave to me....

7 Kawanza cards
6 nose hair trimmers
A FIVE PACK OF TOFU!!!
4 coupons to get my nose job
3 gefilte fish
2 canned hams
and 1 purple beaded thong...

[LA_MERC_goose]

On the 8th day of Hanukah my true love gave to me....

8 new candles
7 Kawanza cards
6 nose hair trimmers
A FIVE PACK OF TOFU!!!
4 coupons to get my nose job
3 gefilte fish
2 canned hams
and 1 purple beaded thong...

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

On the 1st day of of a pagan holiday my true love gave to me..
1 watchtower and awake.. doh :p

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

idiot.....lol

Scott

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Whats a pagan holiday?

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

to some religions christmas is:)

[LA_MERC_Sniper]

On the 9th day of Hanukah my true love gave to me....

9 GAY JAY dolls woohoo ;)
8 new candles
7 Kawanza cards
6 nose hair trimmers
A FIVE PACK OF TOFU!!!
4 coupons to get my nose job
3 gefilte fish
2 canned hams
and 1 purple beaded thong..

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Dude...have you ever seen the movie 8 Crazy Nights? No, well, I haven't either. Hanukah only has 8 days though. ;)

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Kawanza, anyone?

[LA_MERC_RiverRat]

/me bia-slaps sniper

[LA_MERC_Sniper]

dont matter when my lover is around there are p days swing it jay ;) woohoo

[Lt.Dan]

5...GOLD...RINGS ..... are we to that part yet, doh :fruit

[SgtJeff]

Boy needs help..