You might be from Louisiana if....

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Ok so im back from chicago and figured since everyone had a week off from my owning id figure id catch up!


You might be from Louisiana if....

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."

6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this."

8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

10. Your junior prom had a daycare.

11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."

12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up/down, depending on how much gas is in it.

14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

20. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.

21. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

22. If the biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.

23. If your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T.V.

24. If you thought the Una-bomber was a wrestler.

25. If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

26. If you think a quarter horse is that ride out in front of the K-Mart.

27. If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.

28. If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 dollars worth of improvement.

29. If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

30. If you've ever asked the preacher "How's it hangin?"

31. If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

32. If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

33. If somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is...

34. If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

35. If you've ever been too drunk to fish.

36. If you don't understand why the first 35 are funny.

[LA_MERC_T4rg3T]

You might be from Minnesota if....

1. You consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping the food will swim by.

2. You are proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation

3. You have ever refused to buy something because it's too "spendy."

4. Your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March.

5. You instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year.

6. Someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there.

7. Your dad's sun tan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead.

8. You have ever apologized to a telemarketer.

9. You may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Lutefisk.

10. You have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time.

11. You have either a pet or a child named "Kirby."

12. Your town has an equal number of bars and churches

13. You have ever had an entire telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.

14. You know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina and Shakopee.

15. You grew up thinking rice was only for dessert.

16. You think that ketchup is a little too spicy.

17. Your daily meals are breakfast, dinner, and supper.

18. Every January, from age 2 to 13, you let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post.

19. You consider Lime Jell-O a highly versatile food: a breakfast dish when it is filled with fruit, a salad when it has shredded carrots and a dab of mayonnaise, and a dessert when topped with Dreamwhip.

20. You never had to rewind any part of "Fargo" because you missed some of the dialogue.

21. You always believed that vacation meant "going up north."

22. Your town has an annual festival honoring a fruit, vegetable, or ethnic food.

23. The first time you saw "Grumpy Old Men," you thought it was a documentary.

24. You can recite, from memory, more than a half-dozen "Ole and Lena" jokes.

25. Every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and sing, gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters...Hamm's- the beer refreshing..."

26. Your dog dies, your spouse leaves you, you lose your job, and your car breaks down, all on the same day, and your first thought is, "It could be worse."

27. You don't think it odd that there is a heater in the outside Coke machine .

28. It's ever 60 degrees warmer in your freezer than it is outdoors.

29. You have ever gone cross country skiing at the zoo.

30. You have eaten "Hot Dish" and Jell-O salad in the basement of a Lutheran church.

31. You go to Starbucks, look at the menu, then say "Umm...I'll just have some coffee, thanks."

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woohoo i love it when toby is on the ball!!

[-FA- hoody]

LMAO. Those are both helarious!!!

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

22. Your town has an annual festival honoring a fruit, vegetable, or ethnic food.
This could apply to Louisiana as well...stupid festivals...

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1. You use the instant message preset text on your cell phone that says "I love you." because its quicker then typing in "hi."

2. If your ideal of "quality time" is a beer and admin Chat.

3. If you call people by their steam id or IP address rather then thier name.

4. If you have ever used the words "demo, screenshot, or steam id" in your signature just so you dont have to continualy type them in each time someone says there is a hacker on the server.

5. If your girfriends says no CS or im leaving, and all you can think of is the words to the country song.. "Well Im gonna miss her..."

6. If you read the server chat more then you do your bible.

7. If you spend 200 dollars at hooters, and say you just went for a few drinks.

8. If you have a the following binds on you computer keyboard:
"admin_slap LA_MERC_}{y|3ri|)"
"Admin_say Hey Hybrid arnt you supose to be back from your lunch break?"

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

HAHAHAHAAH!!!

[Tracker]

b00ns...lol..that is funny..

[LA_MERC_T4rg3T]

You might be Jared if ...

1. You enjoy being slapped on the server more than sex

2. If you get distracted by imaginary squirrels running across your screen while playing CS

3. You keep your AIM message as "Auto-response from LA_MERC_Hybrid: Your IM has been forwarded to my cell phone and, although I can read your messages, I cannot reply. Thanks for your IM!
Want your IMs forwarded to your cell phone? Click here." fully knowing and stating that you can't reply instead of just going offline.

4. You try to use a hub as a router at the same time you are studying to take your Network + test (I guess he didn't get to that chapter yet)

5. Your lunch consist of CS eye candy and a mouse

6. Your idea of fun is all of the above

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4. You try to use a hub as a router at the same time you are studying to take your Network + test (I guess he didn't get to that chapter yet)

omg thats below the belt..

2. If you get distracted by imaginary squirrels running across your screen while playing CS

They are REAL!!!!


ps: good edit toby!

[Iccey]

" distracted by imaginary squirrels running across your screen while playing CS " hmmm i think hybrid is doing something verybad (are just Drinking to much LMAO) im staarting to wonder LOL

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

LMAO!!! Dueling idiots. Keep up the good work nubs, it's making the day go a lil faster.

Scott:laugh:

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Originally posted by LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell
LMAO!!! Dueling idiots. Keep up the good work nubs, it's making the day go a lil faster.

Scott:laugh:

well ok,

You might be scott (CFH) if...


1. You stand on your chair at home mimicing the time you "impressed" hooters with your song.

2. If your wife has to pm you from the other room to let you know that dinner is ready.

3. You are always online but never answer any pms (other than when food is involved)

4. The only way to eat cake is to have it splatterd in your face by a hooters girl. (only good thing about being scott =-p )

5. If your sure of what 50% of the buttons on the keyboard do, now including the prnt screen button.

6. If you dye your hair to impress the sponsers.

7. If you make a avatar or sig that takes forever to load, complain about how long it takes for the website to load... then show everyone else in the forums how to make thier own laggy avatar.

8. If you make 3 new post to correct a single error you made on a previous post, rather then using edit.

[LA_MERC_T4rg3T]

9. If you add misspelled words into the Microsoft Word dictionary.

10. If it takes you 2 weeks to build a pc once you get all the parts in.

11. If you rob parts out of an old compact to build a new updated computer.

12. If you are proud of being a krod and the Ting of the kypo's

13. If your wife is better at SWG than you

[}{y|3ri|)]

If i was in charge of merc as a christmas present:

:: We would Have hooters sponser us.

:: All guns would be taken off the server and the knife would be only choice.

:: Before you joined the server you would have to dance before judges and if you could shake it you could be let in.

:: Techno Music would replace all sounds in CS

:: Only i would be able to say Sweet!

:: ever w00t other w00t word w00t would w00t be w00t w00t.

:: Map cycle would be- Fy_Party Cs_city_assault Fy_Party Cs_city_assault Fy_Party Cs_city_assault

:: Apoc would get a new mic

:: BH would stop hacking with his joystick and play with a mouse

:: Omegas looooooooooooooong enter music would be doubled in length

:: Corona would no longer be able to slay me

:: Tobys luck would finnaly run out

:: Andy would no longer be able to awp me

:: Intimid8tor would stop breaking the server

:: Dirges sig would be doubled in size, as well as madones

:: traker would learn to use burst fire and not get gun happy

:: eX1|es would get a ubar DS3 connection

:: iAmTyLeRdUrDeN would get a name that fits on my screen

:: JUNKY would turn into Goku

:: Lt.Dan would no longer be insane.. well sain in a sense

:: Reign and disorder would learn to use the elevator

:: Redrum would find inner peace

:: EndOfBeginninG would learn to draw

:: BUDDY would post his info so he can get it on the members page

:: SgtJeff.... ohhh lets not go there =) he gets mean =p

:: Onji would actually PLAY more

:: And best of all, EVERYONE WOULD HAVE A MERRY CHRISMAS!!!!!


I made this post last christmas, so ill be making a revised one for this christmas since we are in a pwning x-mas spirit. figured id post it cause its still a riot.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Sad thing is...how much of your wish list from last year hasn't changed?

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at least apoc got a mic... but i spilt beer on mine so i guess ill put my name in his place.. lol

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

hahaha...pwned

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

Originally posted by LA_MERC_i||ega|-op
9. If you add misspelled words into the Microsoft Word dictionary.

10. If it takes you 2 weeks to build a pc once you get all the parts in.

11. If you rob parts out of an old compact to build a new updated computer.

12. If you are proud of being a krod and the Ting of the kypo's

13. If your wife is better at SWG than you

#9 : You can do that?!?!?

#10 : Wait till you have kids and a wife and see how much free time you have for side projects.

#11 : Wait till you have kids and a wife and see how often you upgrade:D:p:

#12 : w00t!

#13 : Yeah...but she's a gamer now:d:

Scott:bb

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haha did you even notice the ones i posted to you? lol

[LA_MERC_Spark]

LMAO!! j00 r f00s

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

Originally posted by LA_MERC_}{y|3ri|)
haha did you even notice the ones i posted to you? lol

Yes I did...didn't have time to reply to those but I will....;)

Scott