Don't Drink Beer !! [Archive]

blondie

November 8th, 2003, 09:32 PM

Beer Turn Men into Women

Don't Drink Beer !!

Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female
hormones.

To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and
observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without
making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive, failed to think
rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

LA_MERC_Dirge

November 8th, 2003, 09:38 PM

ahhhhhhhhhh

My GOD is it to late?

ahhhhh

Tracker

November 8th, 2003, 09:55 PM

O NO! I am so glad I dont drink Beer.. Thank You Jack for being my friend..:) :d: :D

Redneck

November 8th, 2003, 10:05 PM

OMG NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Guess I gotta go to straight Turkey now. (as I sit here drinking a cold beer)

Phantom

November 8th, 2003, 11:39 PM

yes Tracker and I would like to thank you for buying that bottle it tasted so good going down LOL.

Phantom

My foe is dead because my KUNG FU was strong and he was to drunk to stand up

pattont

November 8th, 2003, 11:58 PM

bah.. it don't even matter after having 12 pints.. you don't even know what your talking about or doing... lol

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November 9th, 2003, 12:13 AM

<--- is acting like a woman right now!

=-p

NoXiOuS

November 9th, 2003, 02:09 AM

Amen Tracker. Uncle Jack and Cousin Evan are my friends.

LA_MERC_LaTech

November 9th, 2003, 05:52 AM

lol...now THAT was a good one blondie!

LA_MERC_Spark

November 9th, 2003, 11:30 AM

LOL.... I'm in BIG friggin trouble!!

SgtJeff

November 9th, 2003, 12:56 PM

Again Spark??? LOL @ j00 f00!!:p:

ChIzAd

November 9th, 2003, 09:20 PM

Funny stuff blondie. Definatly hadn't heard that one before.

LA_MERC_YellowDog

November 9th, 2003, 10:16 PM

HUMMMM....Give up beer??? .... HUMMMMM.....OH the HORROR!!!!! :cheers

LA_MERC_Yankee

November 10th, 2003, 10:04 AM

Beer = man boobs??? I thought Dirge was looking a little different lately.:beerchug :beerchug

LA_MERC_Dirge

November 10th, 2003, 10:11 AM

ack

:twak

bad yankee

Captain

November 10th, 2003, 10:39 AM

LMAO i like that one

Phantom

November 10th, 2003, 10:39 AM

Does anyome have a bro or a mansear. I might need one LOL. Many a beer bottle has meet its fate at the hands of me LOL.

Phantom

LA_MERC_T4rg3T

November 10th, 2003, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by Redneck
OMG NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Guess I gotta go to straight Turkey now. (as I sit here drinking a cold beer)

Notice the word "straight" in "Guess I gotta go to straight Turkey"..

This ladies and gentlemen is a lot different from the meaning of "cold" in "Guess I gotta go cold Turkey"

Please do not get the 2 confused as Redneck sure as hell won't