Men Vs Women II

[blondie]

Men Vs Women II


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring beer.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

ahh the simple things in life :)

[Redneck]

w00t! sooooo, wanna come impress me? er I mean yeah that works on me.

[Tracker]

Yeah it is hard to be a man Dirge..Them women got it easy..lol

[blondie]

Sure Redneck anytime sweetie

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"someones got to bring the beer"

=-D

[bighead]

:D

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

LOL!!!

[Captain]

How to impress a man.

Don't talk about your ex-boyfriends.
Don't drink beer from the bottle.
Drink cocktails that are served in stemmed glasses.
Don't smoke.
Only wear high heels if you can walk gracefully in them.
Don't wear too much lipstick.
Don't primp at the table.
Keep the dancing on the dance floor only.
Don't cake on the face makeup. (foundation)
If in a group, keep gossiping with girlfriends to a minimum.
Guiding Light is not real sorry.

#1 way to impress a man....Learn how to Drive!!!!.. :laugh:

[LA_MERC_Spark]

hehehehe.... and I thought no woman would ever figure it out.. DGJ!

[pattont]

AMEN captain...

[ChIzAd]

Dang Captain you covered it all with that one... I mean the beer and beind naked part is great but the stuff you threw in hit the nail on the head. w00t!

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

How to Impress a DOG ..... Be IN HEAT.... I could'nt help myself... just had to say it:blue:

[blondie]

w00t