Star Trek Vrs Star Wars

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Top 10 Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe

10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."

9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp. The Millenium Falcon does the same thing with just R2-D2 and a Wookie.

8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After enduring Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

7) There's no such thing as the prime directive in Star Wars, so the Empire can destroy any new lifeform they come across.

6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.

4) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

2) The Federation would have to interrupt whatever it's doing just to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.

1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

lol...But we KNOW Star Trek is based on the human race from planet earth. Star Wars humnas are a bunch of intergalactic mutts.

Scott:D

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we are thinking outside the box.. work with meh here

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

WHat??? You don't like my intergalactic elitist attitude???....Peasant.

Scott :kiss

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Besides, Star wars has the "Shoot first, ask questions later" mentality. Star Trek is a bunch of polyester wearing hacks who only want to boff the next alien chick that comes along while "stuning" their adversaries with bad acting and horrible lines.

I crush your interfalactic elitist attitude with my ATAT's front foot.

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SPACE TREE HUGGERS!

[LA_MERC_JESTER]

o well only in the star wars universe can you find a boy with the hots for this girl only to later find out it is his sister fathered by his arch enemy, who was led to the dark side by the leader of the free (space) world appointed by his mother's side kick with the name of JAR JAR, who was cast out of a underwater kingdom for blowing things up, saved from these robot envaders by the teacher of the evil arch enemy father dude's teacher who later goes on to be the teacher of that same boy with the hots for his sister....... I think that pretty much covers the story... I am sure you will find it all to be correct.

[-FA- ManiacalClown]

wait a second...

I think bad acting and horrible lines implicates both ;)

[JUNKY]

Jester--that pretty much sums it up except that you spelled "invaders" wrong LOL :jk2 :jk2 :jk2 :jk2 :jk2 :jk2 :jk2 :jk2 :jk2 :jk2 :jk2 :jk2 :jk2 :jk2 :jk2

[Lt.Dan]

oh yeah well "Q" would just snap his fingers and all the new episodes would never exist. Man how I wish that was true, oh by the way I hope u all know who "Q" is, if not, he is only the most powerful being, capable of stoping time or creating it how he sees fit, so bah, he learded how to master the force in pre-k.

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

star wars is real people with real problems...star trek is just fake....:)

[JUNKY]

Dawson's Creek pwns u all!

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Originally posted by LA_MERC_JUNKY
Dawson's Creek pwns u all!


someone please shoot this man..


:(

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Aw c'mon. The first 2 or 3 seasons of Dawson's Creek were good. Besides, it gave us Katie Holmes! w00t

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Originally posted by LA_MERC_Dirge
Aw c'mon. The first 2 or 3 seasons of Dawson's Creek were good. Besides, it gave us Katie Holmes! w00t

ok hes obviously been drinking...

[JUNKY]

LOL


Well everyone has to admit that the special effects on Sanford and Son were incredible.......

[LA_MERC_Maverick]

LMAO!! You got that right.

[Omega_Prime]

dude dawsons creek was the bomb, i watched that show since high school, i remember when pacey done his teach! i just hated the ending i always thought dawson should end up with joey! dont dis the creek man!

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omg make it stop make it stop.....