weeee

[blondie]

There She Blows

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"



Chuckie Cheese Please

Yo mama is so poor, she strips at Chuckie Cheese for tokens.


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[LA_MERC_Dirge]

omg seriously, get the hook...

[}{y|3ri|)]

hahaha the chucky cheese one is funny just cause i use to love going there! if you had strait A's on your report card you got a lot of free tokens! it was the best gimic i ever heard of!

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Blondie, you started out good...but what happened recently?

[blondie]

I dont know i need to find more

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

lol

[blondie]

hehehe

[aCiD]

hahaha chukie cheese rox...and the card thing is no joke you do good you get a lot of tokens! WEEEEE

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

"Thin girls skinny dip, fat girls chunky dunk":fruit :nana

[LA_MERC_Drax]

Not to steal blondie's joke spot light, but just gonna drop a few lines that I KNOW will get under women's skin....

Q: How many guys does it take to open a beer.....

A: None. It should be open when the woman brings it to him.


Q: Why do brides wear white?

A: So the dishwasher can match the rest of the kitchen appliances.

Ok women, remember these are just jokes and don't go bashin on me too hard:D

[}{y|3ri|)]

and he wanders why he cant keep a girl....

=-p

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

Right back atcha babe!!!! :p:

[Tracker]

OMG my eyes...there burning...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..............

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

lol...gj Drax and Widow!

[NoXiOuS]

ouch widow. lol
i wish i knew some jokes, every time i try to retell one it gets all messed up

[LA_MERC_Spark]

hehehehe at widow and drax

[aCiD]

rofl Widow! weeeeeeeeeee ahahahaha omg that was funny

[LA_MERC_Drax]

Nice comeback widow, but whats wrong with the braggin about screwing part :laugh: :laugh: . And hybrid, why keep one girl when ya can just trade em in like a used car for a new one? :blue: :blue:

[blondie]

lol

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

Originally posted by Drax
Nice comeback widow, but whats wrong with the braggin about screwing part. And hybrid, why keep one girl when ya can just trade em in like a used car for a new one?

:e2 Did you say you were, umm, single?