LA_MERC_sLingbLade
September 3rd, 2003, 09:08 AM
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...
what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat
this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking
through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless
of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90 day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any
more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home,
baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient
energywise. This will include developing non polluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what
we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who
need it most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
your tired, your huddled masses. ' She's got a baseball bat and
she's yelling,'You want a piece of me?'"
what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat
this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking
through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless
of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90 day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any
more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home,
baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient
energywise. This will include developing non polluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what
we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who
need it most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
your tired, your huddled masses. ' She's got a baseball bat and
she's yelling,'You want a piece of me?'"