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LA_MERC_sLingbLade
August 20th, 2003, 04:17 PM
Military Tactics

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
-Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.


"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher


"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
-U.S. Marine Corps


"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
-USAF Ammo Troop


"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal


"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
-U.S. Air Force Manual


"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
-Gen. MacArthur


"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
-Infantry Journal


"You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
-U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.


"Tracers work both ways."
-U.S. Army Ordnance


"Five second fuses only last three seconds."
-Infantry Journal


"Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything."
-U. S Navy Swabbie


"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
-David Hackworth


"If your attack is going too well, your walking into an ambush."
-Infantry Journal


"No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection."
-Joe Gay


"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once."


"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
-Unknown Marine Recruit


"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
-Your Buddies


"If you see a bomb technician running, follow him."
-USAF Ammo Troop

LA_MERC_Maverick
August 20th, 2003, 05:01 PM
LMAO!! Makes you wonder if they ever actually READ the instructions before they mash a button dont it?

LA_MERC_LaTech
August 20th, 2003, 05:47 PM
Dude, that rocks!

NoXiOuS
August 21st, 2003, 10:26 AM
most of those were in the instruction booklet for Half Life: Opposing FOrce

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