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LA_MERC_Dirge
August 13th, 2003, 07:56 AM
Sound familiar?

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one middle finger out window: NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

5. One hand on wheel, one hand in McDonald's bag,eating, a hunting rifle in the window: TEXAS

6. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor,squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA

7. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

8. Knee on wheel, one hand holding extra-large daiquiri, other hand holding Popeye's chicken, Mardi Gras beads hanging from rear view mirror, back-seat driver screaming that the potholes are spilling his/her beer: LOUISIANA

LA_MERC_Yankee
August 13th, 2003, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by LA_MERC_Dirge
Sound familiar?

8. Knee on wheel, one hand holding extra-large daiquiri, other hand holding Popeye's chicken, Mardi Gras beads hanging from rear view mirror, back-seat driver screaming that the potholes are spilling his/her beer: LOUISIANA

This is why you don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.:cheers

-FA- hoody
August 14th, 2003, 10:09 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You forgot about grandma's spit cup on the dash for Texas:fruit

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