LA_MERC_Dirge
August 13th, 2003, 07:56 AM
Sound familiar?
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
2. One hand on wheel, one middle finger out window: NEW YORK
3. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
5. One hand on wheel, one hand in McDonald's bag,eating, a hunting rifle in the window: TEXAS
6. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor,squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA
7. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA
8. Knee on wheel, one hand holding extra-large daiquiri, other hand holding Popeye's chicken, Mardi Gras beads hanging from rear view mirror, back-seat driver screaming that the potholes are spilling his/her beer: LOUISIANA
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
2. One hand on wheel, one middle finger out window: NEW YORK
3. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
5. One hand on wheel, one hand in McDonald's bag,eating, a hunting rifle in the window: TEXAS
6. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor,squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA
7. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA
8. Knee on wheel, one hand holding extra-large daiquiri, other hand holding Popeye's chicken, Mardi Gras beads hanging from rear view mirror, back-seat driver screaming that the potholes are spilling his/her beer: LOUISIANA