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July 14th, 2003, 04:20 PM
Consider This as a Solution:
The Palestinians, understandably, want a homeland of their own. So
far, it doesn't seem chopping up Israel even smaller than it already
is will be a satisfactory solution for either side.
So, why not give France to the Palestinians?
The French have already stated that nothing is worth fighting for.
France certainly has more room, better irrigation and soil than the
West Bank or the Gaza Strip. The houses are nicer and tourists will
visit, helping the economy. Plus, there's no pesky IDF troops to
hassle with.
Heck, the French won't even fight back ... and they may not even
notice their country's gone.
It's possibly the perfect solution!
And how about a name for this new "Franco-Palestine" territory?
How about calling it "Frankenstine"?
Let there be peace on Earth and let it begin in France.
The Palestinians, understandably, want a homeland of their own. So
far, it doesn't seem chopping up Israel even smaller than it already
is will be a satisfactory solution for either side.
So, why not give France to the Palestinians?
The French have already stated that nothing is worth fighting for.
France certainly has more room, better irrigation and soil than the
West Bank or the Gaza Strip. The houses are nicer and tourists will
visit, helping the economy. Plus, there's no pesky IDF troops to
hassle with.
Heck, the French won't even fight back ... and they may not even
notice their country's gone.
It's possibly the perfect solution!
And how about a name for this new "Franco-Palestine" territory?
How about calling it "Frankenstine"?
Let there be peace on Earth and let it begin in France.