Nursing Homes

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a
nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The
next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast,
and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower
garden.

She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over
sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.

This goes on ALL DAY!

Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is
adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here?
Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

[LA_MERC_Onji]

lmao

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

LOL

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

ack Nightmares!

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

NOTE TO EVERYONE:

If you see Dirge start to lean.........

RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!

Scott

[Cypher]

Don't be a hero -- don't try to push him back upright. If you try it and don't make it in time, that just leaves you closest to the blast.

[Beavis]

lmao

[CoF]

whats funny is they aren't kidding...

[Eon Blue Apocalypse]

Dirge.....just for that I would eat a few burritos and some baked beans and do some torturing at the lan.hehehe