LA_MERC_Dirge
April 7th, 2003, 08:32 AM
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the
French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters,
the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do
you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material
makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason the
English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't
show and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why from that
day till now all French Army officers wear brown pants.
French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters,
the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do
you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material
makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason the
English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't
show and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why from that
day till now all French Army officers wear brown pants.