LA_MERC_Captain_Obvious
March 31st, 2003, 02:57 PM
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade
his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who
used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son
and described his predicament.
Dear Bubba,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I
won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too
old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles
would
be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden,
that's where I Buried the BODIES.
Love Bubba
At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local
police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man
received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the
best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Bubba.
his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who
used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son
and described his predicament.
Dear Bubba,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I
won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too
old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles
would
be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden,
that's where I Buried the BODIES.
Love Bubba
At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local
police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man
received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the
best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Bubba.