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Lt.Dan
March 15th, 2003, 09:31 PM
Think About This: A. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services).

Then think about this:

A. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
B. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
C. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.
Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.

LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell
March 15th, 2003, 11:42 PM
hehehe...Thats why I dont go to the doctor.

Scott

iLL LoGiK
March 16th, 2003, 01:21 AM
I'm related to a doctor and he has guns too

Jubae
March 16th, 2003, 11:40 AM
lol, then you are just screwed then Logick hehehe. I have a gun and I stopped going to meh doc cause he wouldn't stop talking down to me. I wanred him several times about it. I know almost as much as he does about health and the body, but he kept on talking junk to me. So I shot him.

LA_MERC_Spark
March 17th, 2003, 01:23 AM
hehehe.... Damn doctors!!

LA_MERC_Dirge
March 17th, 2003, 06:21 AM
lmao

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