SnAkEbItE
March 3rd, 2003, 10:12 PM
A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over
his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge
his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here
to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Again the
nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so
marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my
testicles black?" Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted.
She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers,
moved his ***** out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up
the pyjamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing
wrong with them!!!"
At this the man jerked off his oxygen mask and asked again, "ARE MY TEST
RESULTS BACK"??
his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge
his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here
to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Again the
nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so
marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my
testicles black?" Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted.
She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers,
moved his ***** out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up
the pyjamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing
wrong with them!!!"
At this the man jerked off his oxygen mask and asked again, "ARE MY TEST
RESULTS BACK"??