LA_MERC_MadMAX
February 27th, 2003, 12:05 PM
A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and
win"sticker on her coffee cup. So she's peels it off and starts
screaming,"I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!" The waitress
says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch." But the
blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor
home!"
Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're
mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we
didn't
have that as a prize!" The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've
won a motor home!" She hands the ticket to the manager and he
reads...
(You're gonna love this)
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"W I N A B A G E L"
win"sticker on her coffee cup. So she's peels it off and starts
screaming,"I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!" The waitress
says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch." But the
blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor
home!"
Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're
mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we
didn't
have that as a prize!" The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've
won a motor home!" She hands the ticket to the manager and he
reads...
(You're gonna love this)
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"W I N A B A G E L"