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LA_MERC_MadMAX
February 27th, 2003, 12:05 PM
A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and
win"sticker on her coffee cup. So she's peels it off and starts
screaming,"I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!" The waitress
says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch." But the
blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor
home!"
Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're
mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we
didn't
have that as a prize!" The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've
won a motor home!" She hands the ticket to the manager and he
reads...
(You're gonna love this)
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"W I N A B A G E L"

SoBe
February 27th, 2003, 03:17 PM
in responce: for all the beautiful blondes out there, don't worry about his joke...he probably missed the punch-line the first time he read it!lol j/k

LA_MERC_MadMAX
February 27th, 2003, 03:28 PM
No offence intended SoBe...It could've been a redhead...lol.

SoBe
February 27th, 2003, 03:32 PM
none taken, i just like to pick on people who make blonde jokes. i think they are funny too, because there really are women out there like that!

LA_MERC_MadMAX
February 27th, 2003, 03:40 PM
There are as many "blonde" men out there as women...i found that out working in a retail computer store...

Cypher
February 27th, 2003, 03:49 PM
blonde, redhead, brunette.... why must we aim these jokes at a subset of women based solely upon their hair color? That's discrimination.

Let's be more politically correct here... these jokes should start like this:

"A woman goes into a restaurant..."

Cypher
February 27th, 2003, 03:51 PM
See, it's the same joke, but now it doesn't piss off JUST the blondes. It's much more efficient, I think.

U|33R n00|3
February 27th, 2003, 03:53 PM
hahahahhaha omg cypher...that's great. im with you man...they are all the same when it comes down to it. the ones that are out there like the ones in the joke aren't just blondes.

sobe...im very dissappointed your previous plans to visit have been cancelled. i know that what is about to transpire is very important and i will be thinking about you. i hope everything goes well.

the n00b

LA_MERC_Dirge
February 27th, 2003, 08:12 PM
all i have to say about that approach... whine

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