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SnAkEbItE
February 4th, 2003, 03:45 PM
A man in Atlanta, Georgia decided to write a book about churches

around the country. He started by flying to Charlotte, and started

working west from there. Going to a very large church, he began

taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone

on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which read

"$10,000 a minute."


Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign.

The Pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct

line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to

God.


The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he

continued to visit churches in Greensboro, Nashville, Memphis

and all around the United States, he found more phones with

the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.


Finally, he arrived in Arkansas.


Upon entering a church in Arkansas, behold, he saw the usual

golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: 35 cents."


Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. "Reverend, I have

been in cities all across the country and in each church I have

found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line

to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but, in the other churches

the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 35 cents a call.

Why?"


(I just love this part)





The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in Arkansas now...

it's a local call."

LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell
February 4th, 2003, 10:43 PM
doh.....some how I picture any state that elected Bill Clinton to ANYTHING as more akin to purgatory.I'm guessing that's not a local call.

Scott

LA_MERC_Dirge
February 5th, 2003, 06:12 AM
lmao @ big bro

SnAkEbItE
February 5th, 2003, 07:16 AM
Yeah well you see actully that's why we kicked him out of Arkansas you see God can not and will not allow SIN into heaven....

Allforone
February 5th, 2003, 08:27 AM
you know, Arkansas is also the state that came up with the name for the Toothbrush, everywhere else was gonna name it the Teethbrush, heh

Rooster
February 5th, 2003, 12:34 PM
lol

SnAkEbItE
February 5th, 2003, 01:28 PM
Yeah that's true but then again which sounds better?

Allforone
February 5th, 2003, 03:06 PM
it only sounds good cause thats whats its always been

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