LA_Merc Bikini Showdown 2003

[}{y|3ri|)]

Ladies and b00ns can i have your attention please,
this is the offical LA_MERC Bikini Showdown Contest 2003, this is a new yearly event that i will host. Here are the rules:

-All Participents are to be of the female nature... no guys pics WHATSOEVER.
- All Female Contestants are to be in Bikinis
- There is to be no frontal nudity
- Extra points are awarded to those that have a theme.. example: washing a car..etc etc
- I will pick a group of judges and we will carfully evaluate the Contestants.

If no one post a picture then LA_MERC_Sniper will win by default... lets not let this happen ladies.. he has a horrid tan line.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

GO SNIPER GO!!!

[Cypher]

I volunteer myself as a judge. I know it'll be hard work, but I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

[Cypher]

now, when you say Sniper will win as default... that DOES mean that we don't actually have to look at him in a bikini and judge him, right? 'Cause that would make this a bit less fun for me. No offense, sniper! :)

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

You make this happen Hybrid and I'll personaly see to it that you are the next admin.:laugh:

Scott

[LA_MERC_Sniper]

LOL you saw my legs didnt you Hybrid and you like d them I new i shaved them for a reason lol

[MadOne]

lol..good idea sniper..lol...

[SnAkEbItE]

Jeesh do I need to shave my back and post a picture to win this or what?

[Cypher]

The first rule of LA_MERC Bikini Showdown 2003 is: All participants are to be of the female nature... no guys pics WHATSOEVER.

The second rule of LA_MERC Bikini Showdown 2003 is: All participants are to be of the female nature... no guys pics WHATSOEVER.

[-FA- Th|3f]

Well, lets see you are going to need a young strong judge, right. I wonder who that could be? O wait me, i could be that judge!

[bighead]

Originally posted by LA_MERC_Redrum
The first rule of LA_MERC Bikini Showdown 2003 is: All participants are to be of the female nature... no guys pics WHATSOEVER.

The second rule of LA_MERC Bikini Showdown 2003 is: All participants are to be of the female nature... no guys pics WHATSOEVER.

so redrum you entering or what?

[Cypher]

Well, the problem is, I can't find a bikini to fit me. All the tops are too loose -- because I have no breasts -- and all the bottoms are too tight -- you know, because of the male genitalia and all. I swear, swimsuit shopping was so much easier before the surgery.

But mostly, I don't think I could handle the bikini wax.

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

pwned lol.. I'ma ask lauren if she wanna do it.. unless bighead/strat/redrum/tyler has a prob wif it =p

[Cypher]

Originally posted by LA_MERC_EndOfBeginninG
pwned lol.. I'ma ask lauren if she wanna do it.. unless bighead/strat/redrum/tyler has a prob wif it =p

no... even though we ARE all doing her... you're the one she's actually engaged to, so we dont really have any say in whether or not she enters the competition.

[IamTylerDurden]

LMFAO!!!!! NOW THATS PWNED!!!!

[LA_MERC_RiverRat]

OMFG H4X! WHO LET THESE IDIOTS JOIN OUR CLAN??

THEY'RE FROM SOUTH CAROLINA EVEN!

[Cypher]

hush you.

[Cypher]

LMAO... page 2... still no bikini contestants...

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

you mean ur the twig she was talkin about red? I thought it was tyler!! sheesh!!

[Cypher]

so many ways to strike back... I can't decide which to use! bah I'll leave that for someone else to pick up.

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

She has decided not to post it due to redrums remark.. Everyone thank him for is most wise choice of words.. go redrump go redrump

[BigOne]

well this compitition sux lol

[Cypher]

lol sorry... nothing personal, lauren... that was directed at eob, not you.

man, that WAS mean though...

[Cypher]

Originally posted by LA_MERC_BigOne
well this compitition sux lol

yea, i guess eob and i kinda filled it ripping on each other.... maybe we should delete all that or re-start the thread... so as not to scare off potential candidates... hahaha

[Cypher]

Originally posted by LA_MERC_EndOfBeginninG
She has decided not to post it due to redrums remark..

Lauren, read your man's reply too... apparently he knows something's going on and doesn't seem to mind too much. Interesting!

[SoBe]

well as much as i love yo hybrid, i'm not entering, for 2 reasons...1) i've put on my winter weight. 2) my boobs are too big for my tops now. and now that i think about it, number 2 probably wouldn't bother most of you, but Corona might get upset.

[Cypher]

sobe, nobody said it had to be a current picture

[}{y|3ri|)]

no it doesnt hafe to be a current picture, plus you can wear shorts if you want to.. doesnt matter to me.. just more points will be added to those that try the hardest to win... and about corona not liken in... if i had a hot gf (like fishie) then id proudly post a pic on the forums to show the rest of the guys... because all they can do is look...

id like it to still be some form of bikini competition, but its not really fair to the ladies to make them wear less clothing in thier competition.. so all pics are welcome (doesnt have to be in a bikini) but points will be taken off..

[}{y|3ri|)]

ohh btw the judges will be redrum demise and myself

[}{y|3ri|)]

Originally posted by LA_MERC_Big_Brother
You make this happen Hybrid and I'll personaly see to it that you are the next admin.:laugh:

Scott


you mean im not? :eek:

[CrAzYbOnEs]

since no women are competing in this bikini showdown i decided to give u guys something to actually look forward to when viewing this thread, these two girls are some of the most beautiful women ive ever seen.

[CrAzYbOnEs]

and..... the clincher

[CrAzYbOnEs]

and no i wasnt lookin at porn when i saw these pictures. i was just trying to give u guys something to look at. i got another one but i dont think im going to post it up its a little extreme maybe but im gonna make it into a spray

[Cypher]

somehow I don't think that's gonna "get the ball rolling" here...

i think the point was for this to be *real* people, not professional models... lol

[CrAzYbOnEs]

they are real and REALLY REALLY HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

lol know whats funny.. Those girls are not that hot.. you have to be a member to understand where I am coming from. And if corona is going to "whine" then don't post =(

[[lag]DarkCuban]

Guys, you all remember Cindy Margolis right?

[[lag]DarkCuban]

and another.....She is my dream!!!!!!

[[lag]DarkCuban]

Grrrrrrrr!!!!!

baby

very Grrrrrrr!!!!!

*Austin Powers*:laugh:

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

yea she is semmie hot... that smile is too much for me though =p

[BigOne]

for some reason i'm starting to think EoB is gay cuase he thinks these girls aren't that hot

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Originally posted by LA_MERC_EndOfBeginninG
yea she is semmie hot... that smile is too much for me though =p

Huh.. Well look at that, she is smiling! I hadn't noticed. lol

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

Oh!!!! Dirge is right, I never even noticed her face before .
:naughty
EOB's statement is diffinately gh3y,
and thats all I have to say about that. :p

[CrAzYbOnEs]

i sweat to god if thats a real pic im driving down to ur house with a raser and a mascheete to cut off all her hair . errrr thats mad gross im kill snake just for showing that to us!!!!!!!!!!1

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

omg Snakebite, I just fell outta my chair. I had to delete that nasty thing! If anyone wants it, e-mail snakebite. I reserve the right to exrcise my cultural bias on what I think is a valid photo for the contest. lol

BTW crazybones, you should know the 2nd pick you put up is no one but Ali Landry, the pride of Breaux Bridge, LA (well besided the crawfish festival) AAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! O' Cher! You gotta suck da head on dat der crawfish!

[Corona]

hey i dont care if sobe wants to post a pic of herself... thats fine with me...and your right H, SoBe is hot

[Cypher]

aww, i didnt even get to see snakebite's pic... now youve got my curiosity going nuts

[SnAkEbItE]

Awww Dirge it wasn't porn and you guy's are wanting real people not models. So I give you real people and you take away all my fun...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[Cypher]

i wanna see it snake... i think... can you pm it to me?

[BigOne]

yeah pm me w/ it too please :)

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Guys I am watching out for you! Trust me, YOU DO NOT want to see this picture unless you like overweight hippies!

[Cypher]

Originally posted by LA_MERC_Dirge
YOU DO NOT want to see this picture unless you like overweight hippies!

:d:

[Cypher]

er... I mean... :dunno:

[SnAkEbItE]

It was not a over weight hippie it was a woman who needed a little hair conditioner...that's all. Where's the love at people...