Driving 101

[SnAkEbItE]

In Bennington, Vt., in October, Nicholas Perotta, 18, was charged with traffic violations that resulted in minor injuries to himself and two passengers in his Dodge pickup, caused when he collided with a utility pole. Perotta told police that there was a short-out in one of his stereo speakers and that he deliberately ran off the road seeking something to bump into in order to jar the speaker back into working order. [Bennington Banner, 12-4-02]

[[[Corvette]]]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA, this guy should be immediately castrated, no one that stupid should be allowed to have children.

[tadpole]

Well did speaker work again?

[JUNKY]

Nah Vette--Percussive maintenance is an art form, only properly implemented by a chosen few who understand the zen relationship between electrical connections, and hitting large objects....

[[[Corvette]]]

Well, I agree with the "when all else fails, beat on it" approach to maintenance, but there has to be a line drawn somewhere.

BTW, I love your avatar quote.