i h4xed my toe

[Disorder]

im so highspeed the alarm went off this morning so i jumped out of bed and imediatly kicked the crap out of my vaccumm. well the toe next to the little one on my right foot is now turning a slight blue/red and swelled up a bit and it hurts sometimes(like when it moves). im pretty sure its broken, it might be just a really deep bruise but its funny cause the pain makes me laugh for some reason. im sitting at work and ill hit it or something and start laughing like omg h4x my toe hurts ha ha ha, and everyone thinks im crazy.

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Was the vacuum trying to suck your head off your shoulders?

[R@di0$taR]

Dirge, I miss the chick on ur sig D:

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Shaggy D! das w00t lol

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

Me luvs me some Shaggy.lol Disorder. I did something similar about 5 years ago. I was putting away laundry and cut the hall corner too tight and kicked the wall OUCH!!! I broke it. There is nothing to do for it but tape it to the toe on either side as a splint. Problem was the toe next to it was crooked...lol!

Scott

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

I kicked a tv one morning while going to the shower in Neilson at Tech (dorm for those un-enlightened souls). The tv was broken (before I kicked it) and my little toe was at a 90 degree angle to my foot after. Ouch. I yelled "Holy (insert explitave here)" and my roomie slept soundly through the whole thing.

[Disorder]

yeah it was funny i was so out of it from just waking up i didnt really notice and went back to sleep for another 20 minuts then was like hmmmm my toe kind of hurts now

[SnAkEbItE]

It's another Tequlia sun rise and I can't open my eye's so I just kick it...

[Disorder]

i just looked at it again and now there is a blood red line where i kicked the vaccumm and the whole toe is blue. fantastic:d:

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

Um....go to the Dr f00.

Scott

[Disorder]

no those stupid army "doctors" will tell me im dehydrated, give me and iv and tell me to leave. and all that will take about 7 hours for them to do. its allright it isnt rotting yet and its not in a lot of pain.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

If ti starts so smell like cheese...you might have a problem.

[Cypher]

hey Disorder, can you upload pictures of your h4xed toe?

[Disorder]

nopers i dont have a cam bt i can draw a pic in paintshop. this is what it looks like. i ahave been drinkign haevily and i have to be at work in 3 hours w00t...

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Is this going to affefct your play in the 3 on 3 tounament! Just asking as a concerned captain!

[Rooster]

Disorder, if that's the way your foot looks, then I think your broken toe is the least of your worries!! :e2

[Cypher]

Well... if you were as drunk as you say... I'm just happy you managed to draw FIVE toes.

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

PWNED!!!

Scott

[Disorder]

Originally posted by LA_MERC_Redrum
Well... if you were as drunk as you say... I'm just happy you managed to draw FIVE toes.

i had to count it a few times and make sure.

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

an artist, you are not.

[Cypher]

you need some MS Paint lessons from EoB.

[Reign]

MS Paint is for nubs

[Rooster]

Reign, did you look at the pic?? It looks like a blind chimp on acid drew that!!

[Rooster]

The man needs all the help he can get!!

[Cypher]

actually, I've seen better from blind chimps on acid. You'd be surprised what some of them are capable of. Reign, on the other hand... not so much.

[Reign]

ouch that hurt i apparently got owned which i have no idea how that fit with anything i said

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

lol......hehehe.....I didn't get it either.

Scott