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LuckyD6V1L
October 31st, 2002, 08:36 PM
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This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval
ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a
collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to
avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert
YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST
SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT
YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE
DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER- MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE
SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse... Your call!

LA_MERC_LaTech
October 31st, 2002, 08:44 PM
lol

LA_MERC_Dirge
October 31st, 2002, 09:18 PM
broom!!!!! The Canadians are lying!!! LMAO

IamTylerDurden
October 31st, 2002, 09:38 PM
HA HA!

LA_MERC_Diesel
November 1st, 2002, 08:03 AM
Doh, The canadians have built their mighty navy up with floating lighthouses. Blind Em captain, j/k

bighead
November 1st, 2002, 10:33 AM
ROFLMAO

Crazy White Boy
November 1st, 2002, 12:29 PM
omg, thats too funny

LA_MERC_Sabre
November 1st, 2002, 12:35 PM
Now you see what the American Navy is really like and why Canadians always snicker when someone mentions how mighty and powerful the American are!!!!!

LA_MERC_LaTech
November 1st, 2002, 12:37 PM
Repeat after me: We can always anex you.

WOO HOO!

LA_MERC_Andyconda
November 1st, 2002, 01:02 PM
You darn right, what you guys didn't hear was the following catastrophy that ensued as we blew that little rock pile out of the way, made Canadian bacon from the left overs and did snickering of our own because they thought a land based object could stop the mighty American War Machine. Red, White, and Blue, these colors don't run, not even from a light house.

LA_MERC_LaTech
November 1st, 2002, 01:05 PM
lol

LA_MERC_Diesel
November 1st, 2002, 01:17 PM
ROFLMAO @ Andy

MrAuto
November 1st, 2002, 04:23 PM
Andy you rock!.....lol!

-=C.O.P.S=-KOrruptED
November 4th, 2002, 10:43 AM
LOL, those Canadians!!!!!!!!

LA_MERC_Andyconda
November 4th, 2002, 11:53 AM
Who was being funny!

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