Future Darwin List Winner

[SnAkEbItE]

Michael Steven Pavlich, 48, was charged with trying to rob a Circle K store in September wearing a plastic foam cooler on his head; he was unsuccessful, in part because the cooler made it impossible for the clerk to understand what Pavlich was saying (Augusta, Ga.). [Augusta Chronicle, 9-7-02]

[SoBe]

that's almost as good as the guys who got arrested for robbing a convenience store with black bananas and sheer panty hose.