SnAkEbItE
August 27th, 2002, 07:33 AM
Ok I kinda copied this from Gamespy Daily News Letter But I Found It Funny And There Might Be Some Who Don't Get The News Letter So Here They Are.
10. Drive a Jeep. Really, really fast.
9. Remove unnecessary "bed" from house to make way for dedicated LAN gaming room
8. Have the History channel on, nonstop
7. Post maps of Midway or Guadalcanal around the apartment
6. Learn how to repair an entire fighter plane using a single wrench
5. Convince History teacher that Stalingrad coulda been won with a better ping
4. Watch the tank-chase scene from Indiana Jones 3 over and over
3. Practice sneaking up behind neighborhood cars with a bazooka
2. Paint your house in desert camo
1. Learn handy German phrases, such as "Aus dem Panzer heraus und lassen einen Erwachsenen fahren, treten taube Testikel." ("Step out of the tank and let an adult drive, numbnuts.")
10. Drive a Jeep. Really, really fast.
9. Remove unnecessary "bed" from house to make way for dedicated LAN gaming room
8. Have the History channel on, nonstop
7. Post maps of Midway or Guadalcanal around the apartment
6. Learn how to repair an entire fighter plane using a single wrench
5. Convince History teacher that Stalingrad coulda been won with a better ping
4. Watch the tank-chase scene from Indiana Jones 3 over and over
3. Practice sneaking up behind neighborhood cars with a bazooka
2. Paint your house in desert camo
1. Learn handy German phrases, such as "Aus dem Panzer heraus und lassen einen Erwachsenen fahren, treten taube Testikel." ("Step out of the tank and let an adult drive, numbnuts.")