[lag]DarkCuban
July 19th, 2002, 08:43 AM
Dangerous Food
> -> A dietitian was addressing a large audience in Chicago.
> > "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have
> > killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
> >
> > "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining.
> > Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be
> > disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm
> > caused by the germs in our drinking water.
> >
> > "But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all
> > and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone tell me what
> > food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for
> > years after eating it?"
> >
> > A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake.
> -> A dietitian was addressing a large audience in Chicago.
> > "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have
> > killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
> >
> > "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining.
> > Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be
> > disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm
> > caused by the germs in our drinking water.
> >
> > "But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all
> > and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone tell me what
> > food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for
> > years after eating it?"
> >
> > A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake.