Look Who's Back!

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Ok, Been too long guys, but I need a fast paced fragging game to ease some tension. Is anyone still playing BF2?

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Looks like a few of you guys play L4D. I will load it up this week and join the fray!
YOu will also find me in a Helo in BF2 from time to time now too, until a better FPS comes out. (Maybe MW2)

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

Who the f*ck are you? I thought some mountain of lava or some **** swallowed ya. That or a big fish in the gulf.:stick Good to see ya mano. Take off your coat and stay a while.

I will gun for a any day mano.

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Well Andy,

things have kinda gotten slow around here, real slow.
Maybe you can breath some life back into this group of gamers?

Ohh.. and good to see you pop back on the forums :)

[LA_MERC_Drax]

Thinking about trying out Crysis, anyone had a chance to play any of that?

[LA_MERC_Onji]

beat crysis and crysis warhead, awesome games. didnt do any multiplayer though

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

I still play 1.6 :-P I also hit up a Team Deathmatch Server on CS:Source from time to time and/or pub around on some CS:Source DM servers...

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

I still play 1.6 also a lot. LAG server mainly. Source is cool.

L4D is my main stay. I have been playing with a few(6) boys from [H]ardOCP.

[LA_MERC_sLingbLade]

holy hell its ANDY! If you give a night I would actually play bf2...Im gonna need a MEDIC!

[LA_MERC_BS]

I'm still on BF2 I/O. Or at least I was till yesterday. I let the ole lady surf the net on my rig and now its fried lol. Everytime I load up BF2 I get 80's pop music playing in the background lol. After 5 to 10 seconds in the sever I get kicked by punkbuster for some kind of voice recognition violation. So I'm out for a little while.

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

LOL, I'll be playing some BF2 this week. Played for about 2 hours last night. Damn I forgot how much fun that game was. Do any of you guys use teamspeak or ventrrillo?

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

LOL, I'll be playing some BF2 this week. Played for about 2 hours last night. Damn I forgot how much fun that game was. Do any of you guys use teamspeak or ventrrillo?

We have a TS server :stick

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Do any of you guys use teamspeak or ventrrillo?
Gezzuss Andy, you of all people should know T/S has been the life line for this clan for quite some time now... or has the ferry dust made you start forgetting where you came from?

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Gezzuss Andy, you of all people should know T/S has been the life line for this clan for quite some time now... or has the ferry dust made you start forgetting where you came from?


The DUDE HAD to be Drunk 95% of the time...

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

True that :)

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

and... POOF!! Just like a Wizard in a Purple Robe... he's gone, back into the Ethernet....

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

and... POOF!! Just like a Wizard in a Purple Robe... he's gone, back into the Ethernet....

At least he thought about us little people for a second. :stick

[LA_MERC_Drax]

and... POOF!! Just like a Wizard in a Purple Robe... he's gone, back into the Ethernet....

That or he's sleeping quietly in a ditch somewhere....

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

wearing only a soiled lady's under garment as a hat, smelling of...

[the noxious]

wearing only a soiled lady's under garment as a hat, smelling of...

tapioca pudding?

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

tapioca pudding?

and Elderberry Wine. Meanwhile back at the bar Diesel continued to....

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

tip toe thru the tulips...

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

while singing Barry Manilow Karaoke songs and...

[LA_MERC_goose]

fligging poo.

Meanwhile, the other level 80 dwarf rabbits were ...

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

doing what rabbits do best:

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Making rabbit stew!!!
Of course this news made Elmer Fudd very happy, so happy in fact he..

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

stripped down to is underwear and had a tickle fight with a nekkie Johncst, while the rest of the Guild...

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

waved their little pink wands and skipped and danced and sacrificed small

[LA_MERC_Onji]

wth is going on here

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

interrupted Onji, the Masta of Disasta. "Oh, you know...the normal nonsensical stuff that happens here," replied Wetz. "Carry on," Onji said.

[LA_MERC_goose]

As they turned around to carry on, they noticed Nooch with a 2 gallon Margarita and a half nakked ....

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Since Conda popped in and got everyone Hawt about his return to BF2, then vanished like a fart in a dust storm, I thought we would just have a little fun with those Spell Caster's while they were away... Harmless, victimless, indiscriminate humor... Now back to the story.




.... Small Gnome and Gremlin while simultaneously furiously engaging in group...

[LA_MERC_Sniper]

...... therapy, because of there envy of the larger.......

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

...levels of WoW greatness that lay........

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

sprawled out on forest floor like virgins on their wedding night.
This sight of ultimate desire was beheld by all the envious little wand wigglers,
so with no hesitation they grab their little wands and...

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

...prematurely unleashed a wave of......

[LA_MERC_Drax]

jealousy?

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

Nope! More like:

......uninhibited warrior, wizard, elfin love sprites in a pretty pink.............

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

tutu, beset with sparkly little hats, with frilly cuff links, just when you thought it couldn't get any More Ghey, they all chanted in unison....

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Its Raining ELF!.... Hallelujah! Its Raining ELF... Hallelujah!

And they partied like its was 1999........BC! Until!

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Out from the forest, came the snarling, horrid, emaciated, purple...

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

Drool Fly that.....

[LA_MERC_goose]

, like a really nasty southern mosquito, wanted to suck your blood ...

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

.....out and replace it with........

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

a simple red wine based reduction and a scorching case of herpes. Meanwhile back at Guild HQ, Johncst, Diesel, Conda and Dirge encountered....

[LA_MERC_Sniper]

that there tutus in there underwear drawers were dirty. So at the Ball they would have to wear something else; like ......

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Camo-colored under-armor, which when stretched to it's maximum capacity, revealed that some Guild Members were actually....

[LA_MERC_RiverRat]

very afraid...

*sounds of whispering and leaves scattering were heard off in the distance... gradually getting louder as whatever it was appeared to be getting closer*

WHO GOES THERE!