Great Movie Quotes

[LA_MERC_DocSparky]

Was talking with someone else this morning and the following movie quote came to mind:

from Big Jake (Jacob MaCandles) -

And now *you* understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off.

Great line and a great show!

Got any favorites of your own?

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Robert DeNiro

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok?"


Clint Eastwood

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

And if you dont know this one,,, you need to watch this movie, I have it on DVD... it is an awesome classic.

"I ain't-a goin' to war. War's a killin', and the book's agin' killin! So war is agin' the book! "

Gary Cooper as Alvin York in Sergeant York

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

From Equilibrium...great movie, IMO

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Will Munny: Who's the fellow owns this ****hole?
[pause]
Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.
[Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
Will Munny: You better clear outta there.
Man: Yes, sir.
[scampers out of the way]
Little Bill Daggett: Just hold it right there. Hold it...!
[Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]
Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a *****! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.



Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.
[Will takes aim at Little Bill]
Will Munny: You boys better move away.
[the men standing around Little Bill scatter]
Little Bill Daggett: All right, gentlemen. He's got one barrel left. When he fires that, take out your pistols, and shoot him down like the mangy scoundrel he is!



Unforgiven (1992)

[LA_MERC_Skitsvelvet]

"Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! ****, I'm dead! "

The Crow

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

Raising Arizona:

Son, you got a panty on your head.

[LA_MERC_goose]

Punisher War Zone


Carlos: [dying because Loony Bin Jim axed him twice] See you in hell, Frank.
Frank Castle: If I see you anywhere near Hell, I'll kick your ass out.

[LA_MERC_FragFood]

"Say hello to my little fren'" *BOOM!*

[LA_MERC_BS]

"What country are you from?"
What?
"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?"
"What?"


On a side note, Equilibrium was a great movie. I'm surprised more people didn't see it.

[LA_MERC_Bacowrath]

Star Wars: The Untold Story

Obi Wan: "LUKE!!! Get your tongue out of her ear!!! That's your sister, for yoda's sake!!!!"

Luke: "Back off, Ben!!! I'm about to extend my light saber, and use the force!!!"

Leah: "OH DADDY!!!!"

Luke: "Daddy????"

Leah: "Hey, I've got a thing for men in masks."

Obi Wan: "I have a mask, and my light saber is longer than Luke's."

Leah: "Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me, old man."

Obi Wan: "Damn...I knew I shoulda taken the 'How to manipulate women by using the force' class instead of 'How to move rocks with the force' !!!!"

Luke: "Are we gonna do this or what, sis? sis? SIS?????"

Leah: "OH YODA!!!!"

Yoda: "Tee hee hee....lost my touch, I have not!!!!"

[waltersw15]

"Let's get this straight, I'm not locked up in here with you all. You all are locked up in here with me!"

--Rorschach from "The Watchmen"

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

I just realized nobody has mentioned:



Squeal like a pig, boy!

[LA_MERC_Sniper]

"Papa Smurf Papa Smurf!!!!! Gargamel has Smurfett!!"

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

"Look, lady, I only speak two languages. English and bad English!"

Bruce Willis in the Fifth Element