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LA_MERC_goose
June 18th, 2008, 07:43 AM
<a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0617081secrets1.html">The Smoking Gun</a>


Woman, 52, sues Victoria's Secret, claims injury from defective thong
JUNE 17--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective "low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret "Sexy Little Thing" line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court. A copy of her June 9 complaint, which does not specify monetary damages, can be found below. Patterson's lawyer, Jason Buccat, told TSG that a "design problem" caused the decorative piece to come loose and strike Patterson in the eye, causing damage to her cornea. He added that the eye injury, which caused Patterson to miss a few days of work, will be "affecting her the rest of her life." Patterson is a traffic officer with L.A.'s Department of Transportation. Prior to the lawsuit's filing, Victoria's Secret officials asked to examine the garment and the decorative piece, but that request was rejected by Patterson's counsel. For those unfamiliar with "v-strings," the undergarment is the Victoria's Secret variant on the "g-string," which has long been favored in the battle against visible panty lines.

Now ... I'm a little disgusted here. 1) 52 years old and attempting to wear a thong. 2) 52 year old COP attempting to wear a thong and 3) FIFTY-FREAKING-TWO YEARS OLD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

LA_MERC_Nutria
June 18th, 2008, 08:21 AM
Did it hit her brown eye?

LA_MERC_M@lACHi
June 18th, 2008, 07:27 PM
LOL! Have something against an older lady trying to look sexy? Hmmmm? I agree though! WTF?

LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell
June 20th, 2008, 02:12 PM
<a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0617081secrets1.html">The Smoking Gun</a>



Now ... I'm a little disgusted here. 1) 52 years old and attempting to wear a thong. 2) 52 year old COP attempting to wear a thong and 3) FIFTY-FREAKING-TWO YEARS OLD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Let's clear a few things up...

Traffic Officer =/= to Police Officer. She's a frickin meter maid. Another thing....
LA City parking enforcement officers are only dwarfed by dispatchers for girth and tonage. Not that it matters, but about 75% of them are either Phillipino or Black. Was she trying to cram 50 lbs of arss into 20 pound panties?? I see a problem.

As for the age... /shrug. Don't really care about that. I'm betting that her size created undo stress and consequently velocity on the poor little dangle ball and she turned into a mini-metal-missle.

LA_MERC_M@lACHi
June 21st, 2008, 07:15 AM
LMAO @ CFH.

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