LA_MERC_Bacowrath
October 22nd, 2007, 08:48 AM
Drool the Seas: Episode II (Search for Spark)
Highwind: “You guys seen Spark?”
Rook: “No, man. Have you seen him Goose?”
Goose: “Naw…not recently. Last I saw him he was headed toward Tortuga.”
Highwind: “Tortuga!!?? What was he goin there for?”
Goose: “I don’t know. Maybe he wanted to get laid.”
Rook: “Dude….it’s just a game.”
Nooch: “Da hell you say!!!! It ain’t just no game!!! Dis is LIFE!”
Rook: “Um…yeah..ok Nooch, whatever you say…”
Wetz: “Dude!!! Check out my new hook!!!”
Rook: “Um…can’t see it!!! It’s JUST A GAME!!!”
Wetz: “Arrrrrrrrr……”
Rook: (sigh)
Highwind: “I got $3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in the bank!!”
Goose: “Oh yeah??? I got $4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in the bank!!”
Highwind: “That’s because you have no life…hahahahahaha…”
Goose: “Oh yeah!!?? Well, at least I own my own ship!!!!”
Highwind: “Oh yeah, well at least……..hey………Wetz? Did you just mug me???”
Wetz: “Now you only have $2,999,999,999,999,999,999,950,000.00 muhahahahaha…”
Highwind: “You bastard!!! I’m sending my ship to attack!!!”
Wetz: “YOU…YOU SANK MY SHIP!!!!”
Goose: “Hahaha…well, that’s what you get for cruising in a dingey!!!”
Nooch: “Oh Wetz, you got spanked!”
Rook: “Hey, it’s not his fault that he is a low income pirate…he’s just under privileged, and was born on the wrong side of the ocean….”
Wetz: “BOOM!!! Take that, Highwind!!!”
Highwind: “What the hell!!?? Where did you get a frickin missile frigate???”
Wetz: “I, um, earned it!!!!”
Nooch: “Dude, all you could afford a minute ago was a dingey…..”
Wetz: “Well…I…er…..”
COMPUTER VOICE: WERE SORRY….YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED DUE TO EXCESSIVE USE.
Highwind: “HAHAHAHAHAHA…dude…THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHA”
Wetz: “It’s not cheating…it’s… IMPROVIZATION!!!”
Nooch: “Dood…you a cheatin bastage…”
Goose: “Ok guys…..we need to find Spark.”
Rook: “You’re right, Goose, lets start looking in Tortuga.”
Highwind: “He is probably there getting mugged by some tavern wench.”
Nooch: “Oooo…wenches…my favorite!!!”
Wetz: “Yeah…the ones with beards!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!”
Nooch: “Yeah…that’s why I like your momma, ya bastage…”
Wetz: “ Why you little…..”
Goose: “Cut it out you too!!! We have to find Spark before its too late!”
Rook: “Yeah, he could be in trouble!”
Nooch: “Are we there yet?”
Highwind: “No.”
Nooch: “Are we there now?”
Goose: “NO.”
Nooch: “How about now?”
Wetz: “Ok, that’s it, you damn coon-ass, I’m gonna mug you!!!!”
Rook: “Hey!!! Cut it out!!! We’re here!!!”
Highwind: “Ok, lets look for a tavern where Spark might be passed out on the floor.”
Goose: “Hey guys..I found him!”
Rook: “Where is he?”
Goose: “He is over here getting mugged by a whole gang!!!”
Wetz: “Let’s go kick their asses guys!!!”
(A tavern brawl begins…)
Highwind: “OWWW!!!! Someone stepped on my hand!!!”
Goose: “Sorry, bud. That was me…”
Rook: “Well at least someone didn’t shove a hook up your ass like they did to me!!!”
Nooch: “Oh…sorry dood….and, that wasn’t a hook…”
Highwind: “Well, we finally chased them off…where’s Spark?”
Rook: “Look…there he is! Under the bar!”
Goose: “Spark??? Can you hear me???”
Nooch: “Dood, he outa it!”
Highwind: “Spark!!! Wake up!!!”
Goose: “He’s not responding!!!”
Nooch: “STEP ASIDE!!! I’ll give him mouth to mouth!!!”
(Nooch gives Spark mouth to mouth)
Spark: “…..WTF???”
Highwind: “HE’S ALIVE!!!”
Goose: “Thanks to Nooch’s life saving skills!!!”
Spark: “Noch? You saved me by giving me mouth to mouth??”
Nooch: “Yep! No need for thanks….”
(Spark punches Nooch in the mouth)
Spark: “Did you HAVE to use your tongue, you son of a *****!!!???......WTF????”
Highwind: “Ooooooooo…yuck!”
Goose: “Nooch, if you find me passed out, just let me die!!!”
Wetz: “Now THAT’S something you cant buy with Paypal.”
Nooch: “Well…actually……”
Spark: “……WTF????”
Highwind: “You guys seen Spark?”
Rook: “No, man. Have you seen him Goose?”
Goose: “Naw…not recently. Last I saw him he was headed toward Tortuga.”
Highwind: “Tortuga!!?? What was he goin there for?”
Goose: “I don’t know. Maybe he wanted to get laid.”
Rook: “Dude….it’s just a game.”
Nooch: “Da hell you say!!!! It ain’t just no game!!! Dis is LIFE!”
Rook: “Um…yeah..ok Nooch, whatever you say…”
Wetz: “Dude!!! Check out my new hook!!!”
Rook: “Um…can’t see it!!! It’s JUST A GAME!!!”
Wetz: “Arrrrrrrrr……”
Rook: (sigh)
Highwind: “I got $3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in the bank!!”
Goose: “Oh yeah??? I got $4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in the bank!!”
Highwind: “That’s because you have no life…hahahahahaha…”
Goose: “Oh yeah!!?? Well, at least I own my own ship!!!!”
Highwind: “Oh yeah, well at least……..hey………Wetz? Did you just mug me???”
Wetz: “Now you only have $2,999,999,999,999,999,999,950,000.00 muhahahahaha…”
Highwind: “You bastard!!! I’m sending my ship to attack!!!”
Wetz: “YOU…YOU SANK MY SHIP!!!!”
Goose: “Hahaha…well, that’s what you get for cruising in a dingey!!!”
Nooch: “Oh Wetz, you got spanked!”
Rook: “Hey, it’s not his fault that he is a low income pirate…he’s just under privileged, and was born on the wrong side of the ocean….”
Wetz: “BOOM!!! Take that, Highwind!!!”
Highwind: “What the hell!!?? Where did you get a frickin missile frigate???”
Wetz: “I, um, earned it!!!!”
Nooch: “Dude, all you could afford a minute ago was a dingey…..”
Wetz: “Well…I…er…..”
COMPUTER VOICE: WERE SORRY….YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED DUE TO EXCESSIVE USE.
Highwind: “HAHAHAHAHAHA…dude…THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHA”
Wetz: “It’s not cheating…it’s… IMPROVIZATION!!!”
Nooch: “Dood…you a cheatin bastage…”
Goose: “Ok guys…..we need to find Spark.”
Rook: “You’re right, Goose, lets start looking in Tortuga.”
Highwind: “He is probably there getting mugged by some tavern wench.”
Nooch: “Oooo…wenches…my favorite!!!”
Wetz: “Yeah…the ones with beards!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!”
Nooch: “Yeah…that’s why I like your momma, ya bastage…”
Wetz: “ Why you little…..”
Goose: “Cut it out you too!!! We have to find Spark before its too late!”
Rook: “Yeah, he could be in trouble!”
Nooch: “Are we there yet?”
Highwind: “No.”
Nooch: “Are we there now?”
Goose: “NO.”
Nooch: “How about now?”
Wetz: “Ok, that’s it, you damn coon-ass, I’m gonna mug you!!!!”
Rook: “Hey!!! Cut it out!!! We’re here!!!”
Highwind: “Ok, lets look for a tavern where Spark might be passed out on the floor.”
Goose: “Hey guys..I found him!”
Rook: “Where is he?”
Goose: “He is over here getting mugged by a whole gang!!!”
Wetz: “Let’s go kick their asses guys!!!”
(A tavern brawl begins…)
Highwind: “OWWW!!!! Someone stepped on my hand!!!”
Goose: “Sorry, bud. That was me…”
Rook: “Well at least someone didn’t shove a hook up your ass like they did to me!!!”
Nooch: “Oh…sorry dood….and, that wasn’t a hook…”
Highwind: “Well, we finally chased them off…where’s Spark?”
Rook: “Look…there he is! Under the bar!”
Goose: “Spark??? Can you hear me???”
Nooch: “Dood, he outa it!”
Highwind: “Spark!!! Wake up!!!”
Goose: “He’s not responding!!!”
Nooch: “STEP ASIDE!!! I’ll give him mouth to mouth!!!”
(Nooch gives Spark mouth to mouth)
Spark: “…..WTF???”
Highwind: “HE’S ALIVE!!!”
Goose: “Thanks to Nooch’s life saving skills!!!”
Spark: “Noch? You saved me by giving me mouth to mouth??”
Nooch: “Yep! No need for thanks….”
(Spark punches Nooch in the mouth)
Spark: “Did you HAVE to use your tongue, you son of a *****!!!???......WTF????”
Highwind: “Ooooooooo…yuck!”
Goose: “Nooch, if you find me passed out, just let me die!!!”
Wetz: “Now THAT’S something you cant buy with Paypal.”
Nooch: “Well…actually……”
Spark: “……WTF????”