LA_MERC_Bacowrath
October 17th, 2007, 08:44 AM
DROOL THE SEAS
Nooch: “WOA!!! I just got a bad-ass ship!!!”
Wetz: “Was it a Man-o-war???”
Nooch: “Nope”
Spark: “Was it a Schooner???”
Nooch: “Nope”
Tech: “Is it a Junk???”
Nooch: “Negatory”
Wetz: “Well, what the hell is it???”
Nooch: “It a pirogue wit a trollin motor and a BB Gun mounted on da bow.”
Spark: “………………WTF????”
Nooch: “It bad-ass man. I can launch trained gators to attack other ships, and a crew of coon-asses armed wit boilin pots to board and boil.”
Tech: “You dumb ass!!!”
Nooch: “Oh, I’m da dumb ass???? Well, I’m mugging you now beeotch!!!”
Tech: “Um Nooch…..thats not my wallet, and you missed my pocket….”
Nooch: “Oooo…my bad ”
Tech: “Nooch…….you can let go now…”
Nooch: “Oh, yeah…sorry bout dat ;)”
Wetz: “You queers!!! Stop playin touch n’ tickle!!!”
Spark: “Hehe…you jealous Wetz???”
Wetz: “Screw you man!!!!”
Nooch: “Oooo…I’ll get in on some of dat action!!!”
Wetz, Spark, Tech: “Shut up Nooch!!!”
Nooch: “Damn…”
Spark: “Ok, damnit, we are getting raped out here. Let’s pool our resources and band together.”
Tech: “I’m down with that.”
Wetz: “Count me in.”
Nooch: “Dude…I’m all for banging together in a pool at recess.”
Tech: “No, Nooch, that’s POOL our RESOURCES, and BAND together…queer!”
Nooch: “Dat’s what I said.”
Spark: “……WTF???”
Wetz: “He’s hopeless…lets just go out there and kick some ass!!! …that’s KICK, Nooch, not KISS.”
Nooch: “Roger!”
Spark: “Ok, here is a guy named Captain Pink-Belly…LOL…he should be a snap to mug!!!”
Tech: “Ummmm….guys…..that’s me….”
Wetz: “BWAHAHAHAHAHAH…NO WAY DUDE!!!???”
Spark: “……WTF???”
Nooch: “I kinda like dat name…makes me all warm an fuzzy inside.”
Tech: “Ok, damnit, lets get serious!!!!”
Wetz: “Aye-Aye, Capn’ Pink-Belly…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
Tech: “STFU!!!!”
Spark: “….WTF???”
Nooch: “Oooo…Guys!!! Here’s one! His name is Silver Beard.”
Wetz; “Ok, guys, on the count of three we mug him…..1……2……3!!!”
(MUCH COMOTION ENSUES)
Nooch: “I got him!!!”
Tech: “NOOCH!!! GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY PANTS!!!”
Nooch: “Sorry dood.”
Wetz: “Woot 50,000 gold!!!”
Spark: “Sweet!!!”
Nooch: “I got a sausage!!!!”
Tech: “NOOCH!!! GET YOUR DAMN HAND OUTA MY PANTS!!!!”
Spark: “……WTF???”
Wetz: “Ah….I love bein a pirate ;)
Stay tuned next week for the next exciting adventure of: DROOL THE SEAS
:eek:
Nooch: “WOA!!! I just got a bad-ass ship!!!”
Wetz: “Was it a Man-o-war???”
Nooch: “Nope”
Spark: “Was it a Schooner???”
Nooch: “Nope”
Tech: “Is it a Junk???”
Nooch: “Negatory”
Wetz: “Well, what the hell is it???”
Nooch: “It a pirogue wit a trollin motor and a BB Gun mounted on da bow.”
Spark: “………………WTF????”
Nooch: “It bad-ass man. I can launch trained gators to attack other ships, and a crew of coon-asses armed wit boilin pots to board and boil.”
Tech: “You dumb ass!!!”
Nooch: “Oh, I’m da dumb ass???? Well, I’m mugging you now beeotch!!!”
Tech: “Um Nooch…..thats not my wallet, and you missed my pocket….”
Nooch: “Oooo…my bad ”
Tech: “Nooch…….you can let go now…”
Nooch: “Oh, yeah…sorry bout dat ;)”
Wetz: “You queers!!! Stop playin touch n’ tickle!!!”
Spark: “Hehe…you jealous Wetz???”
Wetz: “Screw you man!!!!”
Nooch: “Oooo…I’ll get in on some of dat action!!!”
Wetz, Spark, Tech: “Shut up Nooch!!!”
Nooch: “Damn…”
Spark: “Ok, damnit, we are getting raped out here. Let’s pool our resources and band together.”
Tech: “I’m down with that.”
Wetz: “Count me in.”
Nooch: “Dude…I’m all for banging together in a pool at recess.”
Tech: “No, Nooch, that’s POOL our RESOURCES, and BAND together…queer!”
Nooch: “Dat’s what I said.”
Spark: “……WTF???”
Wetz: “He’s hopeless…lets just go out there and kick some ass!!! …that’s KICK, Nooch, not KISS.”
Nooch: “Roger!”
Spark: “Ok, here is a guy named Captain Pink-Belly…LOL…he should be a snap to mug!!!”
Tech: “Ummmm….guys…..that’s me….”
Wetz: “BWAHAHAHAHAHAH…NO WAY DUDE!!!???”
Spark: “……WTF???”
Nooch: “I kinda like dat name…makes me all warm an fuzzy inside.”
Tech: “Ok, damnit, lets get serious!!!!”
Wetz: “Aye-Aye, Capn’ Pink-Belly…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
Tech: “STFU!!!!”
Spark: “….WTF???”
Nooch: “Oooo…Guys!!! Here’s one! His name is Silver Beard.”
Wetz; “Ok, guys, on the count of three we mug him…..1……2……3!!!”
(MUCH COMOTION ENSUES)
Nooch: “I got him!!!”
Tech: “NOOCH!!! GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY PANTS!!!”
Nooch: “Sorry dood.”
Wetz: “Woot 50,000 gold!!!”
Spark: “Sweet!!!”
Nooch: “I got a sausage!!!!”
Tech: “NOOCH!!! GET YOUR DAMN HAND OUTA MY PANTS!!!!”
Spark: “……WTF???”
Wetz: “Ah….I love bein a pirate ;)
Stay tuned next week for the next exciting adventure of: DROOL THE SEAS
:eek: