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LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
October 16th, 2007, 05:11 AM
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 . I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks --
A Troubled User






REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best c ourse of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !!! WARNING !!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.


Best of luck
Tech Support

LA_MERC_Onji
October 16th, 2007, 07:17 AM
http://www.lamerc.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=15342

waltersw15
October 16th, 2007, 02:32 PM
Come on Onji, you can't blame DL. She is just running on a slower processor.

LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
October 16th, 2007, 02:58 PM
:dohUmm opps!!!! MY BAD MY BAD.... Don't make fun of me for that!!!!

You couldn't have said "LOL great find DL that was funny"???????????:chickenhe:slp

LA_MERC_Nutria
October 16th, 2007, 03:35 PM
But that would be lying.

LA_MERC_Spark
October 16th, 2007, 03:56 PM
and we wouldn't want to lie

LA_MERC_YellowDog
October 16th, 2007, 04:33 PM
and we wouldn't want to lie

Right!!!


We love you just the way you are D/L, I still enjoyed reading it... It reminded me, the next time I get another Girlfriend 7.0, not to upgrade after that.. Seems its just to risky.. LOL

LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
October 16th, 2007, 04:42 PM
Thank you Yellafella at lest someone loves me around here.... LOL....

Chi_Townz
October 16th, 2007, 06:07 PM
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LOL great find DL that was funny
:stick

LA_MERC_th33_r00k
October 16th, 2007, 10:33 PM
The girlfriend program went down hill ever since the 6.9 version..........o-kay I had to.

LA_MERC_YellowDog
October 17th, 2007, 09:31 AM
Yea, i agree,, I found out you cant download the 6.9 version either anymore... seams the older 6.9 modles were forced to upgrade when the 7.0 version came out. Its a conspiracy I tell you.

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