LA_MERC_Bacowrath
October 14th, 2007, 05:38 PM
Just a little poem I wrote in honor of the LAN :) Enjoy!!!
Cabbage, Beans, and Beer
I entered the portals as gimp as could be,
and there saw a monitor as big as a tree!!!
I met some Merc’s finally face to face,
they all had some booze, and some beer by the case!!!
As I began to get comfy I thought “What is that smell?”
It was a huge tub of cabbage from the very bowels of hell!!!
It’s aroma was strong, but the taste was divine!!!
But when it was “processed” it smelled like dead swine!!!
There was tooting, and pooting, and Borat, and balls.
The stench from the room soon filled up the halls!!!
The yelling was deafening, the laughter was hearty,
A fine time, a grand time, one hell of a party!!!
Nooch played with his wii-wii, there was WOW all around!!!
But where was Andy??? I hope he’s not drowned!!!!
The action heightened, and many spells cast!
Occasionally some shouting, “NOOCH, HANDS OFF MY ASS!!!”
The warriors of Merc soon grew quite weary!!!
The stench in the room still making me teary!!!
The room grew quiet, some left out the door.
Suddenly the silence broken, as Diesel began to snore!!!
I had a great time, but my back was kaboom!!!.
I made my way out before the beans entered the room!!!
I hope you all made it, even though LSU got fried.
When the beans started “blowin” I hope no one died.
I had a great time, hope to do it next year!
Next time I’ll get a room so Nooch won’t try humpin my rear
Barry
Cabbage, Beans, and Beer
I entered the portals as gimp as could be,
and there saw a monitor as big as a tree!!!
I met some Merc’s finally face to face,
they all had some booze, and some beer by the case!!!
As I began to get comfy I thought “What is that smell?”
It was a huge tub of cabbage from the very bowels of hell!!!
It’s aroma was strong, but the taste was divine!!!
But when it was “processed” it smelled like dead swine!!!
There was tooting, and pooting, and Borat, and balls.
The stench from the room soon filled up the halls!!!
The yelling was deafening, the laughter was hearty,
A fine time, a grand time, one hell of a party!!!
Nooch played with his wii-wii, there was WOW all around!!!
But where was Andy??? I hope he’s not drowned!!!!
The action heightened, and many spells cast!
Occasionally some shouting, “NOOCH, HANDS OFF MY ASS!!!”
The warriors of Merc soon grew quite weary!!!
The stench in the room still making me teary!!!
The room grew quiet, some left out the door.
Suddenly the silence broken, as Diesel began to snore!!!
I had a great time, but my back was kaboom!!!.
I made my way out before the beans entered the room!!!
I hope you all made it, even though LSU got fried.
When the beans started “blowin” I hope no one died.
I had a great time, hope to do it next year!
Next time I’ll get a room so Nooch won’t try humpin my rear
Barry