Why some men prefer guns over women

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

Ten reasons why some men prefer guns over women:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on
the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

excellent!

[Chi_Townz]

I dont know, I like this one...


# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.


maybe Im just gettin old...

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Well Chi... Who cares if you run out if Ammo, as long as your barrel still works... I think you'll be OK. :stick

[waltersw15]

The problem I have is when you fire so many rounds through the barrel in a short time, you tend to melt the barrel.

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

;206234'] you tend to melt the barrel.

You know they make a pill for that :stick









Thank you Folks.. I'll be here all week!!

[LA_MERC_goose]

Please tell me the 11 o'clock show is different from the 10 o'clock show!

[hawcer]

If it took alot of paperwork to get a women like it does to get a gun......men would be able to afford alot more guns.