LA_MERC_goose
October 1st, 2007, 09:32 PM
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken a back because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know
me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt
with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher."
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken a back because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know
me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt
with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher."