LA_MERC_Wetzny
September 17th, 2007, 03:39 PM
Holy Chit....
The Bodyguard looks like a Child protection and welfare expert!! (Psst Just don't ask him to spell it....) I like how he's described as "the father of young children" which is to infer he's an expert on their welfare and care.
Quick someone call Shawn Kemp!!!!
Now Brit wants K-fed whacked...Too bad the Sopranos ended last season... I can see it now...
Fade in to Chris in LA..: Meets up with Brit at a strip club, hits a few lines with her.. defiles her behind the dumpster in back of the club... then back to her place....
Scene cuts to next morning: Chris an Brit are untangling from a night of Sex, drugs and small animals..
Brit: "Chris, I hate K-Fed.. can you help me?"
Chris: "Sure... Lets hit an AA meeting, get an in-and-out burger, you call Paris Hilton we swing in for a little of this and a little of that.... Before you can say, 'Opps I did it again', he's DONE!"
Brit: "Kick-ass!"...
You can't make shiot up like this....
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297107,00.html
The Bodyguard looks like a Child protection and welfare expert!! (Psst Just don't ask him to spell it....) I like how he's described as "the father of young children" which is to infer he's an expert on their welfare and care.
Quick someone call Shawn Kemp!!!!
Now Brit wants K-fed whacked...Too bad the Sopranos ended last season... I can see it now...
Fade in to Chris in LA..: Meets up with Brit at a strip club, hits a few lines with her.. defiles her behind the dumpster in back of the club... then back to her place....
Scene cuts to next morning: Chris an Brit are untangling from a night of Sex, drugs and small animals..
Brit: "Chris, I hate K-Fed.. can you help me?"
Chris: "Sure... Lets hit an AA meeting, get an in-and-out burger, you call Paris Hilton we swing in for a little of this and a little of that.... Before you can say, 'Opps I did it again', he's DONE!"
Brit: "Kick-ass!"...
You can't make shiot up like this....
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297107,00.html