Lockout
August 25th, 2007, 06:51 PM
Too all,
I feel obligated to warn all those reading this of a very important public safety concern.... DO NOT...I REPEAT...DO NOT.....EVER PUT GUINESS DRAUGHT in the freezer. If it is warm and you want to drink it cold then put it in the fridge and wait your happy ass till it gets cold.
Tonight I bought a 6 but with temps being close to that of a nuclear explosion I thought...Freezer???? why not!!! Then I got to screwing around and forgot about it. Later I grabbed a bottle opener and pryed the top of the bottle. Usually you are greeted with a soothing yet friendly pop as the scent of the "Nectur of the gods" fills the room (Andyconda Quote) but today ...well this was no ordinary day my friends. As I popped the top on this particially frozen bottle of Guiness I was greeted with am atomic explosion which leveled every thing in my kitchen out to about 21 feet. I was covered head to toe with frozen motor oil looking sludge and the ceiling was dripping as well. APPARENTLY, the rocket widget has a trememdous amount of potential energy especially when frozen..... LOL....
So, thats my story, you have been duely warned. Good night and god speed!
Lockout -
I feel obligated to warn all those reading this of a very important public safety concern.... DO NOT...I REPEAT...DO NOT.....EVER PUT GUINESS DRAUGHT in the freezer. If it is warm and you want to drink it cold then put it in the fridge and wait your happy ass till it gets cold.
Tonight I bought a 6 but with temps being close to that of a nuclear explosion I thought...Freezer???? why not!!! Then I got to screwing around and forgot about it. Later I grabbed a bottle opener and pryed the top of the bottle. Usually you are greeted with a soothing yet friendly pop as the scent of the "Nectur of the gods" fills the room (Andyconda Quote) but today ...well this was no ordinary day my friends. As I popped the top on this particially frozen bottle of Guiness I was greeted with am atomic explosion which leveled every thing in my kitchen out to about 21 feet. I was covered head to toe with frozen motor oil looking sludge and the ceiling was dripping as well. APPARENTLY, the rocket widget has a trememdous amount of potential energy especially when frozen..... LOL....
So, thats my story, you have been duely warned. Good night and god speed!
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