LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
August 20th, 2007, 04:22 PM
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Hell-lo!?! The bottles won't fit in the printer!
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breaststroke swimming competition. I learned later, the other swimmers cheated. They used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C." Isn't it?
October - Hate M & M's...they are too hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound, and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911. "Duh!" There's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Hell-lo!?! The bottles won't fit in the printer!
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breaststroke swimming competition. I learned later, the other swimmers cheated. They used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C." Isn't it?
October - Hate M & M's...they are too hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound, and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911. "Duh!" There's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!