Introducing LA_MERC_waltersw15[r]!

[Chi_Townz]

:stick:stick

He can slice it, he can dice it, AND we all know he can CUT it!

Thats right folks, no longer is Bill a "LA_Merc Wannabe", No longer will he have to be on the outside looking in (Take that off you tag Bill)

But enough foolin' around, lets hear a little about him!

Name: Bill Walters (waltersw15)
Location: Prairieville, LA
Email: [email protected]
PID #(for Stats) 47577179
MSN IM: [email protected]
Google Talk: [email protected]
Picture: http://www.lamerc.com/vbulletin/image.php?u=1590&dateline=1174927858
game(s): BF2, Titan Quest, Civ4, Half Life2
Blood sample from first born: (if none available, then significant other): I don't have any blood samples, but how about a sperm count?
Job: (or dream job or both) Powerball Winner
Bio: Degradable (Ha! Ha! In the end aren't we all?) I'm a computer programmer for an Industrial Distributing company in Baton Rouge. I've worked for them for 12 years. I was born in Pennsylvania. Graduated with a BS in Computer Science from LSU. Served 8 years in the Marine Corps Reserve. I went to Desert Storm. I have been married for 14 years, and have a daughter that will be 3 in September.



There you have it folks!
LA_MERC_waltersw15[r]
aka - Bill


So please one and all lets give Bill a warm welcome!

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Woo Hooo........ Wecome to the nut house the funny farm!!!!! and

where us women RULE ALL.............

Congrats Walter

[LA_MERC_sLingbLade]

nice to have ya walt! welcome!

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Welcome Waltersw15!! Glad to see you here!

[LA_MERC_Spark]

Welcome big daddy!

[waltersw15]

;202777']Woo Hooo........ Wecome to the nut house the funny farm!!!!! and

where us women RULE ALL.............

Congrats Walter


DL, I was told that I'm being brought into this clan to straighten you women out.

After all, I rule my wife with and iron fist. Just ask DocSparky.


"Honey, if you happen to read this, I'm just kidding."
"I was just joking around with the gang."
"Oh man, not the sofa again!"

I guess I'll catch up with you all this weekend when the wife and daughter are out of town, and I RULE THE ROOST (for a couple of weeks anyway).

[waltersw15]

Chi, Thanks for the intro. As my sponsor, I will try to represent you as best as I can so that you won't be disappointed (pffft. Like that's really going to happen). After, you're through with me, every new recruit will be begging for you to be their sponsor.

For the rest of the clan, thanks for the welcoming comments. I know it has taken a little while for me to come around. But you all have won me over to the dark side with all the great gaming, great forum conversations, and compatible personalities.

In the beginning, I thought it would take quite a bit of effort to keep up with posting on the forums or getting in game time with a clan, but in the months leading up to this, I see that that is not the case. This clan is so easy to get along with, and participations seems effortless. So it was only right to take this next step.

*wiping away tears in my eyes* I love you guys. ...And women (I definitely meant to include women. DL please don't hurt me).

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

LOL..... ~"SMACK"~ j/k

[LA_MERC_DocSparky]

Iron fist. Yea I think that's what she (wife) must have hit you with the last time you tried to make your opinion known. BTW, lay off the setimental stuff. Your going have everyone crying before long. Just get out there and kill something :).

[LA_MERC_johncst]

welcome waltersw

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

fresh meat! welcome

[LA_MERC_eX1|eS' ch1|d]

welcome aboard matey!

[Chi_Townz]

;202792']LOL..... ~"SMACK"~ j/k

Caution... Dragons lie.... j/k my arsh....

:stick

j/k

YOU RULE!

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

YOU RULE!



SEE!!!!!!!!!!! I RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

LMFAO, good to have you Walter. From your post I see you'll fit right in. And yes if by any means you thinnk you can straighten out Tonya (DL) please do so. Get that crazy woman out o my hair.

[SweetGirL]

What kinda name is "waltersw15"? haha

I see the recruitment committee has ONCE AGAIN ignored my insistence on providing us some new SINGLE members *ahem*. Oh well.... lol

Congratulations to ya!

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

NEVER ANDYPANDY PRANCEYPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm here to stay!!!!!! So you'll just have to deal with me!!!!!

[waltersw15]

What do you mean what kind of name is waltersw15. It's the birthname that my parents gave me.

"waltersw15, go clean your room!"
"waltersw15, go outside and play!"
"waltersw15, get your butt over hear before I beat you into tomorrow!"

It sort of has a nice ring to it. (waltersw happened to by my login at IBM, which was my first computer job, and since the infamous "that name has already been taken. would you like to try waltersw1, waltersw01, waltersw204, etc." I picked 15 because it is a favorite number as it was the first number I ever wore while playing organized sports)


As far as recruiting married guys, its just the guys way of showing that they still have the control in this clan even though DL thinks you all do. ;)

[Daedelus]

welcome abord hehe. hey the name waltersw sounds sort of strange do you mind if we call you walter or is it walters when we talk to you on the mic/voice etc. ??

[waltersw15]

Most people just call me "Walt" in the teamspeak. That has also been a nickname in high school. So it still fits.

[LA_MERC_DocSparky]

We used to call him Freak Boy, but that two word name got a little taxing. We just call him Bill now (if we are forced to address him). :)

JK there Bill. Glad to be in the same recruiting class.

[waltersw15]

After all, if you look up the origin of "Bill", it means "boy of freakish nature"

But like Doc said, most people try not to speak to me at all.

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

I'm calling you WALTER....

AND

W-a-l-t-e-r! I rule and so do all the other ladies in the clan and don't you forget it.. and don't you think anyother way either...

*DL holds her fist in the air* SAY IT!!!!!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!! DL RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY IT............

~*SMACK*~

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

OK OK!!!! Dragon Lady Rules.. Please don't hit me again.. I swear I've learned my lesson this time...

...I'll go let myself out now to sleep in the Dog house....

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

Girls are fools and Boys RULE!:stick

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Girls are fools and Boys RULE!:stick


Well that don't count for me because I'm no "girl" I'm a W-O-M-A-N!!!! and WOMEN RULES ROOK.... you in dog house with yellafella........

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

~S-M-A-C-K~

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

Welcome Walter!
Glad to have you apart of this longstanding institution... mental of course----->see Conda

[Chi_Townz]

HAHAHAHA, you wish Andy!!

or is Andypooh

AndyKins


something like that...LOL

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

It's AndyPandy Pransypants.....

[waltersw15]

See DL, I get introduced to the clan, and now the guys start to rise up. Just like I said. Let the revolt begin!

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

you:chickenhe! the:tribe... So your:banned!! i'm going to:slp you so:beup: what your going to:boohoo now.......:moon1:.... so:bow to all us women you:loser1 woo hoo because women rules:thewave smack:twak



:heart3:):kiss:kiss:kiss:kiss:kiss:kiss:devil:kiss :kiss:devil:kiss:kiss:kiss:kiss:kiss:kiss:p::p::p: :p::p::p::p::p:

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Now D/L... that was classic Forum creativity there... :)

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Thank you yella fella..... wink winnk

[waltersw15]

I agree with Yellow. DL, you should do all your posts that way from now on.

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Lets have a :partys and :fruit like:bb but I'm glad I could make you all happy like:blue::D

[Rollout]

Welcome Walter!!!!!

[Chi_Townz]

OMG!

What HAVE I Done!!!!

[waltersw15]

Chi,

You better get your recruit back in line. Wait a minute, I'm your recruit. Nevermind.

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

DL sounds to be a lot of whips and spurs. She just has bad aim?.............No horse to ride?.............:stick

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

DL sounds to be a lot of whips and spurs. She just has bad aim?.............No horse to ride?.............:stick


hahaha.... LOLOLOL.... my goodness.... I have no horse to ride for 2 weeks...

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

LMAO!

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

LMAO... Good one D/L :)

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Your welcome yellafella anything to make yall lol.... wink wink

[Ab1dab1]

Welcome to the madness Walter :)

Abi

[Chi_Townz]

Think maybe we should move this to the drunken forums....LOL