LA_MERC_Wetzny
July 24th, 2007, 08:47 AM
As I sit here in the relative comfort of my office, I’m amused to read of another celebutard who finds it impossible to keep her nose clean. In case you missed it, fresh from a near 60 day stay in rehab, Lindsay Hohan was arrested this morning and charged with DUI. She just turned 21. This is her second DUI arrest and each time Cocaine was found in her possession. I’m not shocked at the fact that people with too much money, too much leisure time and no responsibility find it impossible not to consume mass quantities of drugs and alcohol daily.
Smarter and more talented people than Hohan and Hilton have killed themselves walking down the same path these people continue down. John Belushi, Chris Farley, Natalie Wood and scores of others come to mind. So if either or both end up drowned in their vomit, or fall off a boat, or slamming an automobile into a concrete barrier I won’t be shocked or for that matter saddened really.
Why doesn’t Hohan have a car service or a driver? Why is she high and behind the wheel at 2:15 am with a pocket full of Coke? How immensely dumb is this girl? Want to get high? Get a hotel room, no one would care. Want to throw away a multi-million dollar career over some blow? Who cares, just do it in the privacy of your mansion or penthouse suite at the Hollywood Hilton. I’m stunned the handlers and hangers on of Hohan can’t suggest she just snort her drugs off the back of a dirty toilet in a crappy Hollywood club, rather than the dashboard of her SUV doing 80 in a school zone. How fu*king stupid can you be?
How and why these people accumulate such vast fortunes, while at the same time behave like retards, is what I find so shocking.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,290544,00.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0724071lohan1.jpg
Smarter and more talented people than Hohan and Hilton have killed themselves walking down the same path these people continue down. John Belushi, Chris Farley, Natalie Wood and scores of others come to mind. So if either or both end up drowned in their vomit, or fall off a boat, or slamming an automobile into a concrete barrier I won’t be shocked or for that matter saddened really.
Why doesn’t Hohan have a car service or a driver? Why is she high and behind the wheel at 2:15 am with a pocket full of Coke? How immensely dumb is this girl? Want to get high? Get a hotel room, no one would care. Want to throw away a multi-million dollar career over some blow? Who cares, just do it in the privacy of your mansion or penthouse suite at the Hollywood Hilton. I’m stunned the handlers and hangers on of Hohan can’t suggest she just snort her drugs off the back of a dirty toilet in a crappy Hollywood club, rather than the dashboard of her SUV doing 80 in a school zone. How fu*king stupid can you be?
How and why these people accumulate such vast fortunes, while at the same time behave like retards, is what I find so shocking.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,290544,00.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0724071lohan1.jpg