Phew!! Help is on the way!!

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/john_edwards_vows_to_end_all_bad?utm_source=slate_ rss_1

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

Yeah OKAY!

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

I for one am looking forward to the end of itchiness, and of course all the other bad things that accompany it; redness, swelling and unsightly marks.

[LA_MERC_goose]

I hate cramps - with that go away too? :slp

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

In that picture, he's sporting the trademarked Bob Dole hand even...amazing politician.

[waltersw15]

I'll give him my vote if he really can end games of tic-tac-toe that have no clear winner. I really hate putting in time and thought into a game and have it come out in a tie.

Maybe he can put an end to stat outages on BF2. Those are really bad.

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

OK, WTF is this ****.... Now I know its just got to be a joke
article.. because if its not... then I'm leaving for Australia...

Whats scary is not that this fool is running for president..
but the fact hes already served as a senator... its ID10T's
like this that are making laws for me to live by, GOD HELP ME!!!!