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LA_MERC_Bacowrath
July 2nd, 2007, 08:42 AM
We all know that the Great Baco has unlimited cosmic powers, well today I decided to look into the future, and dis is what I done seen!



Nooch was celebrating his 92 years on this Earth.

Sitting down, he smiled and spoke to
his toes.

"Hello dere, toes!" he said, "how you are toes? You know,
you 92 today!

Oh, de times we had! Remember when we walk along de bayou
wit all dem pretty girls every Sunday afternoon? Dem times we
deaux-si-deauxed on de dance floor wit dem same womens? Oh yeah, ahh-heeee! Happy
birthday, toes!"

"Hello dere, knees," he continued. "How you are, knees? You
know you 92 today. Oh, de times we had, huh! Remember when we march in
de crawfish parade? Oh boy, de hurdles we jumped together me and you.
Happy birthday, knees!"

Then, he looked down at his crotch and shook his head.
"Hello dere Pierre ! You little booger you! Did you know, if you was alive
today, you'd be 92.

LA_MERC_Nutria
July 2nd, 2007, 08:54 AM
So I have to wear Pierre out because at 92 he dies... that is good to know

LA_MERC_Bacowrath
July 2nd, 2007, 08:56 AM
Pierre done went to dat great jock-strap in da sky years ago. Too many paper cuts :(

LA_MERC_Nutria
July 2nd, 2007, 09:09 AM
I think I have a fix for the paper cuts... I use a rubber bushing now.. no mo ouchies

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