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LA_MERC_sexy_dragon
June 6th, 2007, 06:37 AM
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain..do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."

LA_MERC_goose
June 6th, 2007, 06:44 AM
That is wrong in SOOOOO many ways.

LA_MERC_Wetzny
June 6th, 2007, 06:54 AM
HA!! Love it... Thats a good one...

LA_MERC_Spark
June 6th, 2007, 08:39 AM
BWAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO!

LA_MERC_LaTech
June 6th, 2007, 08:40 AM
that was awesome...forwarded on

LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
June 6th, 2007, 10:00 AM
Yeah I liked this one to it so good

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