Combatting rising fuel prices

[LA_MERC_Bacowrath]

Once again, Baco has come up with a plan to save our great nation. This time, it is not a political strategy, but rather an ingenious invention designed to combat rising fuel prices, and help our enviornment. Baco-Industries, in cooperation with the Blue Runner bean company, have designed the Fartsolidifer 3000. This device converts those pesky squeekers, into a solid fuel product. Through years of research, and much Lysol, we have developed a unit which converts common methane into solid gas. Yes, we here at Baco-Industries, DO care about our country! Here it is, my friends, I give you the Fartsolidifier 3000!!!

[LA_MERC_goose]

I'm glad to see bacon-bits has a good deal of free time on his hands. :stick

[LA_MERC_Sniper]

can i apply for the supplier position?

[LA_MERC_Bacowrath]

Yes, Sniper, you may apply in person at the Blue Runner bean plant. Just go to the front desk and tell the receptionist that you are there to apply for the natural gas job, and that you are ready for your anal probe. Pretty soon you will be escorted to a lovely facility with bars on the windows, and a guy named "Big Bubba" will assist you with the probing.

[LA_MERC_T4rg3T]

Yes, Sniper, you may apply in person at the Blue Runner bean plant. Just go to the front desk and tell the receptionist that you are there to apply for the natural gas job, and that you are ready for your anal probe. Pretty soon you will be escorted to a lovely facility with bars on the windows, and a guy named "Big Bubba" will assist you with the probing.

Estoy aquÃ* solicitar el trabajo del gas natural

[LA_MERC_Bacowrath]

Estoy aquÃ* solicitar el trabajo del gas natural

Hmmmm...let me attempt to translate. (FYI I may be a little rusty)

Estoy aquÃ* solicitar el trabajo del gas natural
Sex toys may interfere with the extraction of natural gas

Like I said, I am a little rusty:)

[waltersw15]

Muy bien. Toquense tus pies por favor :)

[LA_MERC_Bacowrath]

Muy bien. Toquense tus pies por favor :)

Whew....you guys are making me think today...ok, here it goes:


Muy bien. Toquense tus pies por favor
Thank you very much. In addition to the usefulness of the fuel alternative, turd pies are a flavorful by-product of the process

[waltersw15]

Amazing! You translation skills are unbelievable, and to think that the English version is so much longer than the Spanish version :)

[LA_MERC_Bacowrath]

Damn English!!!!!!!

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

dude.. you are always on for great Ideas... i haven't seen any lately.. but I know you have them...:stick

[LA_MERC_Bacowrath]

LOL...thanks! Would you like some beans?

[Big_ch33se]

Silly, thats all I got to say.

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

ISn't there a picture on the internet of a guy riing a bike, eating beans with a funnel out of his arse propelling him that is basically the same idea? lol