LA_MERC_sexy_dragon
May 11th, 2007, 06:20 PM
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink
and a
> > > smoke,
> > > when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a
condom, cuts
> > > off
> > > the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
> > >
> > > Maude: What in the hell is that?
> > >
> > > Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
> > >
> > > Maude: Where did you get it?
> > >
> > > Mabel: You can get them at any drugsto re.
> > >
> > > The next day,Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
> announces
> > > to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. !
> > >
> > > The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of
strangely
> > > (she
> > > is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks
what
> brand
> > > of
> > > condom she prefers.
> > >
> > > "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
> > >
> > > The pharmacist fainted.
and a
> > > smoke,
> > > when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a
condom, cuts
> > > off
> > > the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
> > >
> > > Maude: What in the hell is that?
> > >
> > > Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
> > >
> > > Maude: Where did you get it?
> > >
> > > Mabel: You can get them at any drugsto re.
> > >
> > > The next day,Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
> announces
> > > to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. !
> > >
> > > The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of
strangely
> > > (she
> > > is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks
what
> brand
> > > of
> > > condom she prefers.
> > >
> > > "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
> > >
> > > The pharmacist fainted.