phone repair

[LA_MERC_sexy_dragon]

>>>>Phone repair dispatch:
>>>>
>>>>A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to
>>>>report her
>>>>telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on
>>>>the few
>>>>occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before
>>>>the phone
>>>>rang.
>>>>
>>>>The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see
>>>>this psychic
>>>>dog or senile lady.
>>>>
>>>>He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed
>>>>the
>>>>subscriber's house
>>>>
>>>>The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the
>>>>telephone
>>>>began to ring.
>>>>
>>>>Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
>>>>
>>>>1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a
>>>>steel
>>>>chain and collar.
>>>>
>>>>2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
>>>>
>>>>3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the
>>>>number was
>>>>called.
>>>>
>>>>4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
>>>>urinate.
>>>>
>>>>5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the
>>>>phone to
>>>>ring.
>>>>
>>>>Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and
>>>>moaning.

[Big_ch33se]

Lmao, now that is a good one.

[Rollout]

Good one Dragon, I almost pisssed and moaned myself laughing!!!! :) Thanks for the comic relief!!!

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Thats so sad!!!!