LA_MERC_sexy_dragon
April 12th, 2007, 06:10 PM
>In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient
>pretending he's driving a car with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse
asks
>him,
>"Kevin ! What are you doing ?"
>Kevin replied, "Can't talk right now I'm driving to Chicago !" The
nurse
>wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse
enters
>Kevin's room just as he stopped driving his imaginary car and she
asks,
>"Well Kevin, how you doing ?"
>Kevin says "I'm exhausted. I just got into Chicago and I need some
rest."
>"That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."
>The nurse leaves Kevin's room and then goes across the hall into
another
>patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating
vigorously.
>Very
>surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing ???"
>To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Kevin's wife while he's in
>Chicago
>".
>
>pretending he's driving a car with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse
asks
>him,
>"Kevin ! What are you doing ?"
>Kevin replied, "Can't talk right now I'm driving to Chicago !" The
nurse
>wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse
enters
>Kevin's room just as he stopped driving his imaginary car and she
asks,
>"Well Kevin, how you doing ?"
>Kevin says "I'm exhausted. I just got into Chicago and I need some
rest."
>"That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."
>The nurse leaves Kevin's room and then goes across the hall into
another
>patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating
vigorously.
>Very
>surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing ???"
>To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Kevin's wife while he's in
>Chicago
>".
>