LA_MERC_sexy_dragon
March 15th, 2007, 07:22 AM
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles hurt and
ached almost all the time. The doctor told him to drop his pants.
The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told
the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for
a hernia.
"Hmmmm" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right
testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Hmmmmm, I see the problem" said the doctor again, and reached for
his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then
snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he
was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did
not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table
and pull his pants up and walk around the examining room to see if
his testicles still ached.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied,
"Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots."
ached almost all the time. The doctor told him to drop his pants.
The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told
the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for
a hernia.
"Hmmmm" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right
testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Hmmmmm, I see the problem" said the doctor again, and reached for
his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then
snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he
was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did
not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table
and pull his pants up and walk around the examining room to see if
his testicles still ached.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied,
"Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots."